I took this double decker bus late in the evening yesterday. so i went up as my distination was quite far away. there wasnt a single soul up there besides me and this old man who boarded the bus at the same stop i did. so the bus went on to the next stop. 3 malay guys came up and sat behind me. ( i was sitting quite far back)
something amazed me happened. one of them started singing/saying Eminem's new single, Lose it. honestly i do not know what the hell the guy was saying/singing. the irritating part is he kept repeating the same 2 lines again and again
Hello? you trying to SHOW OFF with you bad voice and try to scare the hell off people off the second deck? Or you want to show that you are a fan of Eminem. or even worst. You want to be like him and you want to let the whole world knows that you DID NOT buy his new album hence you only know that pathetic 2lines that was on the commercial and just caught hold of the 2 pathetic lines when the same commercial was repeated on TV again and again?
Disgrace to all the Eminem fans out there. If you cant complete the whole song, just shut up. people will laugh deep dark inside and think ' What the hell is this clown doing over here? HAHA. LAME!' honestly i was really freaked out. i was like -.-'' throughout the whole trip. its really scary when people tries to act cool yet they did a really bad job.
Let me now teach you people who to STEAL the whole public bench from people.
I was with my friend yesterday sitting on this bench. it wasnt a long bench neither it was a short one. so we sat at one corner. and there were some spaces at the other side.
HERE COMES AN AUNTIE!! stupid one!! lets call her auntie number one.
remember that there is still some space? so she sat down. WITHOUT ASKING US!! how come old people no manners one? sometimes it is really unfair. Old folks and just board the bus without getting into the line and nobody will go up to them and say
' OIE LAO BU SI! YOU SO OLD NEVERMIND HOR. AT LEAST DONT BE A NO MANNERS LAO BU SI HOR!'
i am not saying that you should say that to all the old people. but some really has no considerations and manners. it really sucks. i wont act in this way when i am old. i really dont wish to be hated by people like me. haha. old doesnt mean that you can do everything you want. people respect you that is why they dont want to confront you. please have some self- conscious. but lucky, not all old folks are like this. and i am proud to say, my parental and maternal grandparents aint like this. :D they dont even take bus.
anyway back to the story. so that old woman sat down. me and my friend saw it and looked at each other. oh well. nevermind. since she is old...
THEN!! it came another old woman. old woman number 2. she was the friend of the old woman number 1. hence she sat down!! again. without asking us! nevermind again. THEY ARE OLD.
here it comes irritating old woman number 3. she was the friend of the two old woman. she stood infront of them. at that point, there was no space. you just look at her, old.... so me and friend stood up and walk away.
THERE YOU HAVE IT! you have conquered the whole bench! the tactic really works if you are OLD. try it!
i watched this basketball match. l-i-v-e. so i sat at this place where the view was really clear. the match is on. the girls sat beside me was talking and gossiping. its not that i want to go be bossy and PURPOSELY listen to what they are talking about. their conversation was too loud!! obviously one of them has a crush on one of the guys on the battlegrounds. and even me, a total stranger knows which one. the guy who carries the jersey number 10. -.- impressive huh? i dont even know them at all. i am just a total stranger who has no business around. i can know who the girl likes. wow~ this taught me 2 lessons.
1) dont talk about who i like in the public
2) never talk too loud
=D
i realise that my entries are relatively long.. hmm~ i wonder which one of you will even read the whole entry.
30.11.04
I took this double decker bus late in the evening yesterday. so i went up as my distination was quite far away. there wasnt a single soul up there besides me and this old man who boarded the bus at the same stop i did. so the bus went on to the next stop. 3 malay guys came up and sat behind me. ( i was sitting quite far back)
something amazed me happened. one of them started singing/saying Eminem's new single, Lose it. honestly i do not know what the hell the guy was saying/singing. the irritating part is he kept repeating the same 2 lines again and again
Hello? you trying to SHOW OFF with you bad voice and try to scare the hell off people off the second deck? Or you want to show that you are a fan of Eminem. or even worst. You want to be like him and you want to let the whole world knows that you DID NOT buy his new album hence you only know that pathetic 2lines that was on the commercial and just caught hold of the 2 pathetic lines when the same commercial was repeated on TV again and again?
Disgrace to all the Eminem fans out there. If you cant complete the whole song, just shut up. people will laugh deep dark inside and think ' What the hell is this clown doing over here? HAHA. LAME!' honestly i was really freaked out. i was like -.-'' throughout the whole trip. its really scary when people tries to act cool yet they did a really bad job.
Let me now teach you people who to STEAL the whole public bench from people.
I was with my friend yesterday sitting on this bench. it wasnt a long bench neither it was a short one. so we sat at one corner. and there were some spaces at the other side.
HERE COMES AN AUNTIE!! stupid one!! lets call her auntie number one.
remember that there is still some space? so she sat down. WITHOUT ASKING US!! how come old people no manners one? sometimes it is really unfair. Old folks and just board the bus without getting into the line and nobody will go up to them and say
' OIE LAO BU SI! YOU SO OLD NEVERMIND HOR. AT LEAST DONT BE A NO MANNERS LAO BU SI HOR!'
i am not saying that you should say that to all the old people. but some really has no considerations and manners. it really sucks. i wont act in this way when i am old. i really dont wish to be hated by people like me. haha. old doesnt mean that you can do everything you want. people respect you that is why they dont want to confront you. please have some self- conscious. but lucky, not all old folks are like this. and i am proud to say, my parental and maternal grandparents aint like this. :D they dont even take bus.
anyway back to the story. so that old woman sat down. me and my friend saw it and looked at each other. oh well. nevermind. since she is old...
THEN!! it came another old woman. old woman number 2. she was the friend of the old woman number 1. hence she sat down!! again. without asking us! nevermind again. THEY ARE OLD.
here it comes irritating old woman number 3. she was the friend of the two old woman. she stood infront of them. at that point, there was no space. you just look at her, old.... so me and friend stood up and walk away.
THERE YOU HAVE IT! you have conquered the whole bench! the tactic really works if you are OLD. try it!
i watched this basketball match. l-i-v-e. so i sat at this place where the view was really clear. the match is on. the girls sat beside me was talking and gossiping. its not that i want to go be bossy and PURPOSELY listen to what they are talking about. their conversation was too loud!! obviously one of them has a crush on one of the guys on the battlegrounds. and even me, a total stranger knows which one. the guy who carries the jersey number 10. -.- impressive huh? i dont even know them at all. i am just a total stranger who has no business around. i can know who the girl likes. wow~ this taught me 2 lessons.
1) dont talk about who i like in the public
2) never talk too loud
=D
i realise that my entries are relatively long.. hmm~ i wonder which one of you will even read the whole entry.
something amazed me happened. one of them started singing/saying Eminem's new single, Lose it. honestly i do not know what the hell the guy was saying/singing. the irritating part is he kept repeating the same 2 lines again and again
Hello? you trying to SHOW OFF with you bad voice and try to scare the hell off people off the second deck? Or you want to show that you are a fan of Eminem. or even worst. You want to be like him and you want to let the whole world knows that you DID NOT buy his new album hence you only know that pathetic 2lines that was on the commercial and just caught hold of the 2 pathetic lines when the same commercial was repeated on TV again and again?
Disgrace to all the Eminem fans out there. If you cant complete the whole song, just shut up. people will laugh deep dark inside and think ' What the hell is this clown doing over here? HAHA. LAME!' honestly i was really freaked out. i was like -.-'' throughout the whole trip. its really scary when people tries to act cool yet they did a really bad job.
Let me now teach you people who to STEAL the whole public bench from people.
I was with my friend yesterday sitting on this bench. it wasnt a long bench neither it was a short one. so we sat at one corner. and there were some spaces at the other side.
HERE COMES AN AUNTIE!! stupid one!! lets call her auntie number one.
remember that there is still some space? so she sat down. WITHOUT ASKING US!! how come old people no manners one? sometimes it is really unfair. Old folks and just board the bus without getting into the line and nobody will go up to them and say
' OIE LAO BU SI! YOU SO OLD NEVERMIND HOR. AT LEAST DONT BE A NO MANNERS LAO BU SI HOR!'
i am not saying that you should say that to all the old people. but some really has no considerations and manners. it really sucks. i wont act in this way when i am old. i really dont wish to be hated by people like me. haha. old doesnt mean that you can do everything you want. people respect you that is why they dont want to confront you. please have some self- conscious. but lucky, not all old folks are like this. and i am proud to say, my parental and maternal grandparents aint like this. :D they dont even take bus.
anyway back to the story. so that old woman sat down. me and my friend saw it and looked at each other. oh well. nevermind. since she is old...
THEN!! it came another old woman. old woman number 2. she was the friend of the old woman number 1. hence she sat down!! again. without asking us! nevermind again. THEY ARE OLD.
here it comes irritating old woman number 3. she was the friend of the two old woman. she stood infront of them. at that point, there was no space. you just look at her, old.... so me and friend stood up and walk away.
THERE YOU HAVE IT! you have conquered the whole bench! the tactic really works if you are OLD. try it!
i watched this basketball match. l-i-v-e. so i sat at this place where the view was really clear. the match is on. the girls sat beside me was talking and gossiping. its not that i want to go be bossy and PURPOSELY listen to what they are talking about. their conversation was too loud!! obviously one of them has a crush on one of the guys on the battlegrounds. and even me, a total stranger knows which one. the guy who carries the jersey number 10. -.- impressive huh? i dont even know them at all. i am just a total stranger who has no business around. i can know who the girl likes. wow~ this taught me 2 lessons.
1) dont talk about who i like in the public
2) never talk too loud
=D
i realise that my entries are relatively long.. hmm~ i wonder which one of you will even read the whole entry.
28.11.04
Last night, i helped DiDi to 'sort of' pissed this p5 kid off. Honestly, that kid was really a pain in the arse( If you want to put it in a nicer way, a prick on the rose). that pain in the arse was asking a fucking irriating question
Are you pure?
oh.. most of you must know what that means right? i will not explain more.. he tried to 'ACT' big countering me with craps. and he ended up with a moronic conclusion
You Are UN-PURE
Excuse me. there aint a word called 'UNPURE'. you mean your english standard is so bad that you cant even tell you got your word wrong? K-I-D. even after i corrected him in a very profound manner. he still cant get what i was trying to tell him in that thick skull. -.- Whatever~ And MISTER! I know perfectly what sex is all about since P3 (9years old). Dont try to be funny with me k? when i am in school studying all the craps, you are still in kindergarden play 'ma-sa, ma-sa' (toys). HAHA.
okay i try not to be too bad. but even though i know that much. but i did not go around ask people stupid question. Honestly, i was really shy and dont wish to create embarassment. my parents did not taught me anything about it. it came from my teacher. STUPID teacher to be exact. he was telling the class about HOW we are CREATED. crap. nobody even said that they want to know. We were YOUNG and INNOCENT at that time.
Anyway today i did nothing but surf the net. I spend many hours on it. came to some crappy websites
Can you believe this?
There are people around the world asking stupid questions like
XXX in sailormoon is a lesbian right?
xxx and yyy are lesbian partners right?
ddd is the daughter of xxx and yyy right?
PEOPLE. how stupid can you be? can you ask something that is related to the show instead of this? anyway the question were asking about CHARACTERS in SAILORMOON. in case you people dont know what is SAILORMOON that is my favourite CARTOON. and yes, i am childish.
If you want to ask stupid question, i will sure outdo you.
Since i like ONE PIECE so much. i will ask stupid question about it.
1)EH.. they live on the ship. where they do their business? will it stink?
2)did the cartoon characters change? they seemed to be wearing the same thing for the past 1yr.
3)Luffy bites on this wheat-like thing. where he gets it?
4)Why their hair dont seemed to grow?
5) Do they have hairy legs?
stupid. i do not even wish to continue. it will b seen as lame
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives.html
i spent quite a few hours going through all the pictures in the web carefully. i really dont understand. why would beautiful artist risk by doing things that will make them look queer.
do you think we are idiots? Year 1 you have a A-CUP breast. Year 2 you suddenly jumped to D-CUP. breast implants are perfectly fine. there are EVIDENCE ( photos) to confirm that your breast are fake. dont even deny it. admit it will save less time trying to make up excuses for the fact why your breast SWELLS up so much. we will understand. its all about BEAUTY. dont waste our time.
breast implants will leave scars. so why you got to wear something SOOO revealing to show people that your breast are fakie? haha. okok. FAKE!
weix
Are you pure?
oh.. most of you must know what that means right? i will not explain more.. he tried to 'ACT' big countering me with craps. and he ended up with a moronic conclusion
You Are UN-PURE
Excuse me. there aint a word called 'UNPURE'. you mean your english standard is so bad that you cant even tell you got your word wrong? K-I-D. even after i corrected him in a very profound manner. he still cant get what i was trying to tell him in that thick skull. -.- Whatever~ And MISTER! I know perfectly what sex is all about since P3 (9years old). Dont try to be funny with me k? when i am in school studying all the craps, you are still in kindergarden play 'ma-sa, ma-sa' (toys). HAHA.
okay i try not to be too bad. but even though i know that much. but i did not go around ask people stupid question. Honestly, i was really shy and dont wish to create embarassment. my parents did not taught me anything about it. it came from my teacher. STUPID teacher to be exact. he was telling the class about HOW we are CREATED. crap. nobody even said that they want to know. We were YOUNG and INNOCENT at that time.
Anyway today i did nothing but surf the net. I spend many hours on it. came to some crappy websites
Can you believe this?
There are people around the world asking stupid questions like
XXX in sailormoon is a lesbian right?
xxx and yyy are lesbian partners right?
ddd is the daughter of xxx and yyy right?
PEOPLE. how stupid can you be? can you ask something that is related to the show instead of this? anyway the question were asking about CHARACTERS in SAILORMOON. in case you people dont know what is SAILORMOON that is my favourite CARTOON. and yes, i am childish.
If you want to ask stupid question, i will sure outdo you.
Since i like ONE PIECE so much. i will ask stupid question about it.
1)EH.. they live on the ship. where they do their business? will it stink?
2)did the cartoon characters change? they seemed to be wearing the same thing for the past 1yr.
3)Luffy bites on this wheat-like thing. where he gets it?
4)Why their hair dont seemed to grow?
5) Do they have hairy legs?
stupid. i do not even wish to continue. it will b seen as lame
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives.html
i spent quite a few hours going through all the pictures in the web carefully. i really dont understand. why would beautiful artist risk by doing things that will make them look queer.
do you think we are idiots? Year 1 you have a A-CUP breast. Year 2 you suddenly jumped to D-CUP. breast implants are perfectly fine. there are EVIDENCE ( photos) to confirm that your breast are fake. dont even deny it. admit it will save less time trying to make up excuses for the fact why your breast SWELLS up so much. we will understand. its all about BEAUTY. dont waste our time.
breast implants will leave scars. so why you got to wear something SOOO revealing to show people that your breast are fakie? haha. okok. FAKE!
weix
27.11.04
Let me start this entry with something that a Singaporean will say
S-I-A-N
Its boring right now.. There's nothing to do at home and its raining outside. HELLO? i was suppose to be outside in some UNKNOWN mall enjoying air-conditioned enclosed area. But why am i here right now? some idiot FLY MY AEROPLANE. Cancelled it the last minute. Forget it. I do that quite often to people and maybe now its PAY BACK TIME!
Anyway, anyone with sharp eyesight will correct me by now. But nobody did! So i suggest all of you who reads my blog to go for an eye check up.
The last entry, i corrected my wrong spelling. The word AGGREGATE. The big problem is.. I DIDNT EVEN USE THE WORD IN THE ENTRY BEFORE! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO CORRECT? haha! STOP!! no point scrolling down now to check out. Please be considerate and finish reading this entry before scrolling down? THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Last night i was playing this very childish game. ( YEAH I AM childish. SO??) and after that i come across another game which you can buy and download it to your computer. Yes, i know. many of you might have know this. So there were two buttons. Buy Now and Try the Trial Version. Obviously you know what i clicked right? The second choice of course!
So after the game was downloaded into my computer. i tried playing it. They told me that i have 20minutes to get the hang of the game. Okay. that is good. 20mins. The SHORTEST game trial I ever had. Since i have nothing better to do. instead of staring at the two lizards having sex on my BEAUTIFUL BLUE wall, why not waste it on another lame game?
I waited for the game to load. I mean WAITED means REAL WAITING. its really a lame game. Its like this CUP ( the ones you buy when you go to any fast food outlet and the size of it is VERY VERY VERY large ones) with a huge straw on the head. Holding onto a big wooden rod and smashing everything in sight. The aim of the game is to do as much damage as you can without alarming those lame robots who shoots out this tiny tiny bullets? im not sure what the hell they shoot out but it looks funny. Anyway, to add on, THE CUP is ABLE TO JUMP! wow.. LAME RIGHT? i did not even play the game for more than 2mins and i close the whole thing
After closing the program, the idiotic popup came and tell me i have 12minutes left. -.- OHHHHHHH!! right now i see
20-12=8
So? i was suppose to be playing for at least 5-6 mins (you got to spare a few minutes for it to load). but what the fuck? i only played less than 2minutes and i close it. The other 6minutes i was waiting. You call this a TRIAL version? Hello morons... This is the shortest game trial i ever had. 20minutes and i did not even spend more than 1/10 of teh trial time on a game like this. Now, what this tells you. THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO COME OUT WITH THIS GAME WILL TRY TO CHEAT YOU AND WASTE YOUR FUCKING ELECTRICITY JUST TO SEE THIS MORONIC CUP JUMPING AROUND! fuck it..its lame!
Dumbass me told my dad something
'CATS ALSO KNOW HOW TO DIAO EACH OTHER LE!' (diao = stare)
why did i even say something this stupid?
the other day i was walking home i saw this cat staring into the bush. as you all know i am really afraid of cats and i took careful steps and tried peeking into the bush and try to find out what the cat is looking at. when i reached to the end of the road, i saw another cat standing really still at the other side of the bush. Both of the cats are staring at each other. -.-
my dad scolded me. Because i thought that the cats are trying to pick a fight. but my dad says they are calling for mates. huh? this reminds me of the other time
I was walking on this road at night with my friend.. then i heard loud baby cries. so i look around. there are no sight of any babies. So moronic me asked
'eh.. how come got baby crying le?'
the next thing i know, my head was smack gently and the dumbass called me idiot. it was the cats who made all the sounds. not babies.
-.-
why am i so ignorant?
just now i was watching television and i saw the commerical of PowerPuff girls and MoJo. suddenly i asked myself a question. What is the full name of MoJo huh?
Mo Jo Jo?
Mo Mo Jo JO?
Mo Jo Mo Jo?
dammit. i ponder over it for sometime and i finally got it!!
MoJo JoJO!
haha... asking why am i so free to think of a stupid question like this? because this made me remember that on the first page of my Physics textbook, i saw the MOJO JOJO wording on it. which faggot wrote it ?
Anyway why is it toxic when....
Milo Powder + Condensed Milk + Hot Water + Ice = TOXIC!!
why? i know its the problem between the milk and ice but... why?
One more question.. why many girls like to type 'FUCK' as 'FARK'?
urm. trying to be nice? maybe the moron will mistake 'FARK' as 'FART'? haha.
if you want to be nice, please dont even use this word. use some other words to express your anger. morons like me will relate the word 'fark' to FART .. hey .. cant blame me okay? the two words look really alike.
Tell you something... It will make you go
-____________________________________-
My mom says........
She is pretty.
YES! you are allowed to do the expression!!!
im sorry for all the puking caused. im so sorry. i guessed my mom did not look into the mirror ever since she was born. i am so sorry.
Dont say i am SOO BAD.. why tou insult your own mom?
Say that to my mom. She says i am ugly. fine.. i am ugly.. THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU PRETTY!!
Let us do a simple equation of HOW UGLY I AM!!
Let my dad be denoted as Ugly(1)
Let my mom be a variable
Eqn 1: Ugly(1) + Pretty(2)= Average
Eqn 2: Ugly(1) + Ugly(2) = Ugly
Let me clarify something. i am not saying that my dad is ugly but he got to be a CONSTANT so you people can see how i prove my mom's statement to be wrong. her statement was ' I AM PRETTY, YOU ARE UGLY'
Conclusion
From Eqn 1
You can see that , the result should be a negative. And i admit that the result should be ugly and nothing else. Hence, it is proven that the equation is NA.( NOT APPLICABLE)
From Eqn 2
You can see that the whole equation is made up of all ugly people. the result and the equation fits the all the points. hence, it is proven that the equation is the right one.
Final conclusion
The whole family is made up of ugly people
I proved my mom to be ugly!! muahaha.
Hence, i would like to announced that the statement is not acceptable!
=D
S-I-A-N
Its boring right now.. There's nothing to do at home and its raining outside. HELLO? i was suppose to be outside in some UNKNOWN mall enjoying air-conditioned enclosed area. But why am i here right now? some idiot FLY MY AEROPLANE. Cancelled it the last minute. Forget it. I do that quite often to people and maybe now its PAY BACK TIME!
Anyway, anyone with sharp eyesight will correct me by now. But nobody did! So i suggest all of you who reads my blog to go for an eye check up.
The last entry, i corrected my wrong spelling. The word AGGREGATE. The big problem is.. I DIDNT EVEN USE THE WORD IN THE ENTRY BEFORE! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO CORRECT? haha! STOP!! no point scrolling down now to check out. Please be considerate and finish reading this entry before scrolling down? THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Last night i was playing this very childish game. ( YEAH I AM childish. SO??) and after that i come across another game which you can buy and download it to your computer. Yes, i know. many of you might have know this. So there were two buttons. Buy Now and Try the Trial Version. Obviously you know what i clicked right? The second choice of course!
So after the game was downloaded into my computer. i tried playing it. They told me that i have 20minutes to get the hang of the game. Okay. that is good. 20mins. The SHORTEST game trial I ever had. Since i have nothing better to do. instead of staring at the two lizards having sex on my BEAUTIFUL BLUE wall, why not waste it on another lame game?
I waited for the game to load. I mean WAITED means REAL WAITING. its really a lame game. Its like this CUP ( the ones you buy when you go to any fast food outlet and the size of it is VERY VERY VERY large ones) with a huge straw on the head. Holding onto a big wooden rod and smashing everything in sight. The aim of the game is to do as much damage as you can without alarming those lame robots who shoots out this tiny tiny bullets? im not sure what the hell they shoot out but it looks funny. Anyway, to add on, THE CUP is ABLE TO JUMP! wow.. LAME RIGHT? i did not even play the game for more than 2mins and i close the whole thing
After closing the program, the idiotic popup came and tell me i have 12minutes left. -.- OHHHHHHH!! right now i see
20-12=8
So? i was suppose to be playing for at least 5-6 mins (you got to spare a few minutes for it to load). but what the fuck? i only played less than 2minutes and i close it. The other 6minutes i was waiting. You call this a TRIAL version? Hello morons... This is the shortest game trial i ever had. 20minutes and i did not even spend more than 1/10 of teh trial time on a game like this. Now, what this tells you. THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO COME OUT WITH THIS GAME WILL TRY TO CHEAT YOU AND WASTE YOUR FUCKING ELECTRICITY JUST TO SEE THIS MORONIC CUP JUMPING AROUND! fuck it..its lame!
Dumbass me told my dad something
'CATS ALSO KNOW HOW TO DIAO EACH OTHER LE!' (diao = stare)
why did i even say something this stupid?
the other day i was walking home i saw this cat staring into the bush. as you all know i am really afraid of cats and i took careful steps and tried peeking into the bush and try to find out what the cat is looking at. when i reached to the end of the road, i saw another cat standing really still at the other side of the bush. Both of the cats are staring at each other. -.-
my dad scolded me. Because i thought that the cats are trying to pick a fight. but my dad says they are calling for mates. huh? this reminds me of the other time
I was walking on this road at night with my friend.. then i heard loud baby cries. so i look around. there are no sight of any babies. So moronic me asked
'eh.. how come got baby crying le?'
the next thing i know, my head was smack gently and the dumbass called me idiot. it was the cats who made all the sounds. not babies.
-.-
why am i so ignorant?
just now i was watching television and i saw the commerical of PowerPuff girls and MoJo. suddenly i asked myself a question. What is the full name of MoJo huh?
Mo Jo Jo?
Mo Mo Jo JO?
Mo Jo Mo Jo?
dammit. i ponder over it for sometime and i finally got it!!
MoJo JoJO!
haha... asking why am i so free to think of a stupid question like this? because this made me remember that on the first page of my Physics textbook, i saw the MOJO JOJO wording on it. which faggot wrote it ?
Anyway why is it toxic when....
Milo Powder + Condensed Milk + Hot Water + Ice = TOXIC!!
why? i know its the problem between the milk and ice but... why?
One more question.. why many girls like to type 'FUCK' as 'FARK'?
urm. trying to be nice? maybe the moron will mistake 'FARK' as 'FART'? haha.
if you want to be nice, please dont even use this word. use some other words to express your anger. morons like me will relate the word 'fark' to FART .. hey .. cant blame me okay? the two words look really alike.
Tell you something... It will make you go
-____________________________________-
My mom says........
She is pretty.
YES! you are allowed to do the expression!!!
im sorry for all the puking caused. im so sorry. i guessed my mom did not look into the mirror ever since she was born. i am so sorry.
Dont say i am SOO BAD.. why tou insult your own mom?
Say that to my mom. She says i am ugly. fine.. i am ugly.. THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU PRETTY!!
Let us do a simple equation of HOW UGLY I AM!!
Let my dad be denoted as Ugly(1)
Let my mom be a variable
Eqn 1: Ugly(1) + Pretty(2)= Average
Eqn 2: Ugly(1) + Ugly(2) = Ugly
Let me clarify something. i am not saying that my dad is ugly but he got to be a CONSTANT so you people can see how i prove my mom's statement to be wrong. her statement was ' I AM PRETTY, YOU ARE UGLY'
Conclusion
From Eqn 1
You can see that , the result should be a negative. And i admit that the result should be ugly and nothing else. Hence, it is proven that the equation is NA.( NOT APPLICABLE)
From Eqn 2
You can see that the whole equation is made up of all ugly people. the result and the equation fits the all the points. hence, it is proven that the equation is the right one.
Final conclusion
The whole family is made up of ugly people
I proved my mom to be ugly!! muahaha.
Hence, i would like to announced that the statement is not acceptable!
=D
26.11.04
Nothing interesting happened today... I went to count all my entries and there were 37 and this is the 38th entry. ( including this entry which repeated once cause i was too anxious and kept clicking the Publish Post button)
So sad, it must be a boring entry huh? Since today is such a freaking boring day.
Is this what you think? Then you are damn right! But have you asked yourself, which of my entry aint boring? Muahaha!
But today, let us start with this error i made the last entry
Wrong: Aggrate
Right:AggREgate
I miss out two alphabets in the middle. I type too fast and I forgot to add in the two alphabets? NAH.... if u can recall, i am a bad speller. Honestly i checked this fucking dictionary on my computer before i even correct myself. And how i know the mistake? PEOPLE, having a reputation of being a nice kid, i watch NEWS. ( In case you people are new to the word, can you kindly watch Channel 5 at 9.30pm every weekdays)
So i was watching the news. And as usual, they got to report about the boy who topped the whole Singapore with the AGGREGATE score of 285. (Oh please, we know it) They were talking about HOW neighbourhood schools try to promote themself and not giving parents the impression that ONLY schools which are more popular can produce pupils who can do very well. ( Hey, is that familiar? Muahaha) That was the time i spotted my mistake.
Oh, it seemed that Singapore is too small to have NEW shocking news and the media got to repeat and repeat the same old story everyday. Especially Channel 8.
I still remember watching this show in Channel 8 that talks about interesting story around the world every Sunday at 1.30pm (YES, the show is still on) The show repeated the same story for 3 consecutive week. are you trying to tell the people that the WORLD doesnt have any other news but only that? you must be kidding!
Now i am watching this show on Channel 8. They are talking about the SINGAPORE IDOL. Sly's fan.
There is this girl,22, who quit her job and went all out to chase her idol. She applied for 5 sim cards so that she can vote for Sly. She is with this group of girls who are all 14 ( a few look like they are more than 18.) They will vote and vote for SLy until their handphone battery runs dry.They estimated that the girl had already voted about 2500 times for Sly. She reports every week to the venue just to watch Sly sings live. Every public appearance for SLY, they will be there. The even waited outside the MediaCorp just for SLY. T
And no i do not have any comments. i just do not understand
TAUFIK IS BETTER!! MUAHAHA
But anyway, i feel that there is no point doing it. Its quite scary.
Anyway, Let us have an ENGLISH lesson right now with me!! Let us learn a mistake that i made when i was 12 and now, i found this 17 years old making an old mistake ive made when i was younger.
OWN and OWE
Mistake I saw was
Oie, u where's my testi! u still own me! (Anyway the TESTI here refers to testimonial and not testicles)
The Correct word that should be used is OWE instead of OWN
Meaning of OWN
To have or posses as a property, To have control over
Meaning of OWE
To be indebted to the amount of
Get it now? if not. email me at chilled_off@hotmail.com i will explain further for you. :D
So happy. finally there is a English error made by others that i can correct!! I cant use English in a rhetoric manner. Hence, i got to put my own happiness in others' misery. HAHA.
Bad person huh? But honestly...
I DONT BOTHER!
So sad, it must be a boring entry huh? Since today is such a freaking boring day.
Is this what you think? Then you are damn right! But have you asked yourself, which of my entry aint boring? Muahaha!
But today, let us start with this error i made the last entry
Wrong: Aggrate
Right:AggREgate
I miss out two alphabets in the middle. I type too fast and I forgot to add in the two alphabets? NAH.... if u can recall, i am a bad speller. Honestly i checked this fucking dictionary on my computer before i even correct myself. And how i know the mistake? PEOPLE, having a reputation of being a nice kid, i watch NEWS. ( In case you people are new to the word, can you kindly watch Channel 5 at 9.30pm every weekdays)
So i was watching the news. And as usual, they got to report about the boy who topped the whole Singapore with the AGGREGATE score of 285. (Oh please, we know it) They were talking about HOW neighbourhood schools try to promote themself and not giving parents the impression that ONLY schools which are more popular can produce pupils who can do very well. ( Hey, is that familiar? Muahaha) That was the time i spotted my mistake.
Oh, it seemed that Singapore is too small to have NEW shocking news and the media got to repeat and repeat the same old story everyday. Especially Channel 8.
I still remember watching this show in Channel 8 that talks about interesting story around the world every Sunday at 1.30pm (YES, the show is still on) The show repeated the same story for 3 consecutive week. are you trying to tell the people that the WORLD doesnt have any other news but only that? you must be kidding!
Now i am watching this show on Channel 8. They are talking about the SINGAPORE IDOL. Sly's fan.
There is this girl,22, who quit her job and went all out to chase her idol. She applied for 5 sim cards so that she can vote for Sly. She is with this group of girls who are all 14 ( a few look like they are more than 18.) They will vote and vote for SLy until their handphone battery runs dry.They estimated that the girl had already voted about 2500 times for Sly. She reports every week to the venue just to watch Sly sings live. Every public appearance for SLY, they will be there. The even waited outside the MediaCorp just for SLY. T
And no i do not have any comments. i just do not understand
TAUFIK IS BETTER!! MUAHAHA
But anyway, i feel that there is no point doing it. Its quite scary.
Anyway, Let us have an ENGLISH lesson right now with me!! Let us learn a mistake that i made when i was 12 and now, i found this 17 years old making an old mistake ive made when i was younger.
OWN and OWE
Mistake I saw was
Oie, u where's my testi! u still own me! (Anyway the TESTI here refers to testimonial and not testicles)
The Correct word that should be used is OWE instead of OWN
Meaning of OWN
To have or posses as a property, To have control over
Meaning of OWE
To be indebted to the amount of
Get it now? if not. email me at chilled_off@hotmail.com i will explain further for you. :D
So happy. finally there is a English error made by others that i can correct!! I cant use English in a rhetoric manner. Hence, i got to put my own happiness in others' misery. HAHA.
Bad person huh? But honestly...
I DONT BOTHER!
People around me has been making a big fuss over the Top PSLE guy from a neighbourhood primary school.
What the hell is the problem with you people?
285
THAT IS THE DAMN PROBLEM!
Let us do a little maths.
285/3 = 95!!
Okay.. on average, he has 95 marks for each subject. and he set the new record of highest PSLE marks for the past 10 pathetic and all the past candidates are idiots years. YES! this boy is either too smart or TOO HARDWORKING. which it couldnt be the case. Cause in his interview with the media he said something like this ' There are times for fun and times for study' ( not exact words but meaning is about the same?)
But i think to get a result like this , his arrangement must be 99% studies and 1% fun. Because for me, its the other way round and what is my LOW PSLE SCORE? 212... come'on lets be honest. i was playing all the way through and not even studying for my PSLE.
212/3 =70.7
Compare 95 to 70.7. -.- forget it. there is no reason to even compare. its incomparable. Im really suspecting that the level of the boy's English is much better than mine. and obviously, his maths would be much better than mine if he reaches the same standard. i am a failed case. so disappointing! Im so sad... im soo sad..(almost)
*claps claps* Congrats boy! you have done us! neighbourhood primary schools proud.
I really hate kids from the 'prestigious' primary school when i was younger. i have this friend who comes from a BETTER (look properly, only the word, BETTER.. not best) primary school compared to mine. And oh boy. look at the idiot's cock! it must be so big that it makes the person SOOO cocky and starts to look down on us. Fuck it girl. You dont even have a cock.
But my prospective changed after i have known Jeremy. he's the moron who have changed all my 'sterotypes' about kids who comes from better school. =D
Give you a background information. 2 years back, i was still this 'gudo' (idiot) who doesnt know much and just got to secondary school. and there is this old folk's home near my school and it is called St. Joseph ( forgot what is the name behind) it was a total insult to tht moron Jeremy when i first talked to him.. and i am sorry for it. i was realli ignorant then.
Me: Ehh.. Which Secondary School your from?
Moron: Why?
Me: I wanna know!!
Moron: SJI
Me: HUH? what is that?
Moron: Wad?! you mean you never heard of it?
Me: Never.... so what is the full name?
Moron: St Joseph
Me: -.- your from an old folks' home?
Moron:?? HUH?
after that i started to explain.. haha.. it was quite funny then..
If you people want to see christmas lightings, DONT GO ORCHARD! i know of a place with better lights!! go to... CITY HARVEST CHURCH!! it will make you go.. 'WOAH'.. because.. the lights are damn bright.. hahaha... too many lightbulbs i guess? go there in the evening or night so you are able to see the lights clearly.....
My dad threaten me today. he wanted to give my dear handphone to my mom. and he asked this idiotic question
Can your mom use the handphone if the sim card is taken out??
i remember reading DiDi's blog and her mom asking a similar question.
-.-
how come our parents ask funny question like this?
What the hell is the problem with you people?
285
THAT IS THE DAMN PROBLEM!
Let us do a little maths.
285/3 = 95!!
Okay.. on average, he has 95 marks for each subject. and he set the new record of highest PSLE marks for the past 10 pathetic and all the past candidates are idiots years. YES! this boy is either too smart or TOO HARDWORKING. which it couldnt be the case. Cause in his interview with the media he said something like this ' There are times for fun and times for study' ( not exact words but meaning is about the same?)
But i think to get a result like this , his arrangement must be 99% studies and 1% fun. Because for me, its the other way round and what is my LOW PSLE SCORE? 212... come'on lets be honest. i was playing all the way through and not even studying for my PSLE.
212/3 =70.7
Compare 95 to 70.7. -.- forget it. there is no reason to even compare. its incomparable. Im really suspecting that the level of the boy's English is much better than mine. and obviously, his maths would be much better than mine if he reaches the same standard. i am a failed case. so disappointing! Im so sad... im soo sad..(almost)
*claps claps* Congrats boy! you have done us! neighbourhood primary schools proud.
I really hate kids from the 'prestigious' primary school when i was younger. i have this friend who comes from a BETTER (look properly, only the word, BETTER.. not best) primary school compared to mine. And oh boy. look at the idiot's cock! it must be so big that it makes the person SOOO cocky and starts to look down on us. Fuck it girl. You dont even have a cock.
But my prospective changed after i have known Jeremy. he's the moron who have changed all my 'sterotypes' about kids who comes from better school. =D
Give you a background information. 2 years back, i was still this 'gudo' (idiot) who doesnt know much and just got to secondary school. and there is this old folk's home near my school and it is called St. Joseph ( forgot what is the name behind) it was a total insult to tht moron Jeremy when i first talked to him.. and i am sorry for it. i was realli ignorant then.
Me: Ehh.. Which Secondary School your from?
Moron: Why?
Me: I wanna know!!
Moron: SJI
Me: HUH? what is that?
Moron: Wad?! you mean you never heard of it?
Me: Never.... so what is the full name?
Moron: St Joseph
Me: -.- your from an old folks' home?
Moron:?? HUH?
after that i started to explain.. haha.. it was quite funny then..
If you people want to see christmas lightings, DONT GO ORCHARD! i know of a place with better lights!! go to... CITY HARVEST CHURCH!! it will make you go.. 'WOAH'.. because.. the lights are damn bright.. hahaha... too many lightbulbs i guess? go there in the evening or night so you are able to see the lights clearly.....
My dad threaten me today. he wanted to give my dear handphone to my mom. and he asked this idiotic question
Can your mom use the handphone if the sim card is taken out??
i remember reading DiDi's blog and her mom asking a similar question.
-.-
how come our parents ask funny question like this?
25.11.04
Its 4.45am right now. And it really sucks alot! Why am i here spending my precious bed time and typing nonsense here in my blog? Something happened and i dont want to talk about it. Sometimes i really hope i can kick that person to death or stick my damn foot in the mouth. Cant you SHUT THE FUCK UP? Pissed off totally by you. LOSER!
Im now sitting infront of my damn computer typing. 3 person on my msn list is online. i guess all of them are in bed. so there's nobody to chat with.
Im so bored right now. Just a few moments ago i can still hear the lizards doing sex at the back. WOW! CANT YOU SHUDDUP? NOISY.. if you guys wanna do anything so noisy.. fuck off and go some other apartment and do it before coming back and pissed me off even more.
There's alot of funny noises behind. It sounded like a frog. NO. MANY frogs. but i know it isnt. it is sounds made by these funny green little no brain bugs who can make noises whole night long for ZERO reason. I guess they can hide in the grass and make noise yet people couldnt catch them. Trust me, if there is a way to stop all the noise coming straight down from the 1st damn level to where i am , i will. There's this big patch of grass right beside my block. I guess they wanted to hide this green little stupid bugs in the grass and piss people off at night so they couldnt sleep and eventually they will want to move out. Why this movtive? HOW THE TELL I KNOW? IM JUST CRAPPING!
Oh guess what i see now. A BUG STUCK ON MY MONITOR SCREEN! fuck it.. i'll smash it! NOW! muahahaha!!
I cant do anything right now.
1) I dont wanna do my school work
2) i dont wanna do something i do not like
3) the programme on the television right now sucks like fuck
4) i cant count the number of cars on the expressway.. WHY? read below
Oh no you are wrong! i can see the expressway by just LOOKING OUT AT MY WINDOW... and i do know my numbers well.. so what the hell is the problem?
simple. look at the time now.. by the time i count the Number 2 car it is already dawn. why waste my time on the fucking crap like this? i dont even benefit anything.
Dont look at my blog and think it is simple just to type. at this point of time, i have already spent 20mins on typing up to this paragraph.
Slow typer? Stupid? No brain?
whatever... try making your own entry this long... its such a tough job.. for me at least. my english sucks and i cant spell well.. :D
forget it.. i think i am gonna get outta this place and do something now.
Im now sitting infront of my damn computer typing. 3 person on my msn list is online. i guess all of them are in bed. so there's nobody to chat with.
Im so bored right now. Just a few moments ago i can still hear the lizards doing sex at the back. WOW! CANT YOU SHUDDUP? NOISY.. if you guys wanna do anything so noisy.. fuck off and go some other apartment and do it before coming back and pissed me off even more.
There's alot of funny noises behind. It sounded like a frog. NO. MANY frogs. but i know it isnt. it is sounds made by these funny green little no brain bugs who can make noises whole night long for ZERO reason. I guess they can hide in the grass and make noise yet people couldnt catch them. Trust me, if there is a way to stop all the noise coming straight down from the 1st damn level to where i am , i will. There's this big patch of grass right beside my block. I guess they wanted to hide this green little stupid bugs in the grass and piss people off at night so they couldnt sleep and eventually they will want to move out. Why this movtive? HOW THE TELL I KNOW? IM JUST CRAPPING!
Oh guess what i see now. A BUG STUCK ON MY MONITOR SCREEN! fuck it.. i'll smash it! NOW! muahahaha!!
I cant do anything right now.
1) I dont wanna do my school work
2) i dont wanna do something i do not like
3) the programme on the television right now sucks like fuck
4) i cant count the number of cars on the expressway.. WHY? read below
Oh no you are wrong! i can see the expressway by just LOOKING OUT AT MY WINDOW... and i do know my numbers well.. so what the hell is the problem?
simple. look at the time now.. by the time i count the Number 2 car it is already dawn. why waste my time on the fucking crap like this? i dont even benefit anything.
Dont look at my blog and think it is simple just to type. at this point of time, i have already spent 20mins on typing up to this paragraph.
Slow typer? Stupid? No brain?
whatever... try making your own entry this long... its such a tough job.. for me at least. my english sucks and i cant spell well.. :D
forget it.. i think i am gonna get outta this place and do something now.
24.11.04
Went to watch the movie 'Shutter'. Actually the movie we wanted to watch was Sharktale. But they said it was CHILDISH and BORING. i really dont mind anything so we went to watch SHUTTER instead.
after watching it. i regreted like fuck. I felt like crying just when the show started. the most irritating part is HB!! he kept trying to scare the hell outta me! What the fuck? Osborn was beside me and he was blabbling things about the movie and tried to scare me too! it really sucks.. but its funny.
after that we went to gekpoh and didi bought school shoes. after that we went to take different bus. but i realised something
ALL DIDI STUFF WAS WITH ME
so i shouted for didi. but too late. didi was already on the bus -.-
Forget it. it was yesterday. :D
woke up around 12++ today. went to school and look for Didi. wanted to borrow money from her. THANK U! i love you forever! haha
After that i went to JP to pay my bills. I wanted to cover my bills from my dad. My handphone bill burst okay? sucks.. forget it. i will try my best to cut down on my sms and all craps and maybe try to save little by little and eventually clear my handphone debts ..
after that i went home and i went out again. go meet xj and borrow something from her. In my freaking uniform. FULL STOP. i guess i am just too lazy to change.
Change = MORE CLOTHES TO WASH= excess nagging from mom
forget it. just stick to my uniform. accompany her to have her lunch. after that we went to collect things from someone. it was really funny. she was quite easy to trick and she got scared and stuff.
went to the new 'mall' close to the place after everything. i realised something. the mall had something that i liked alot aloT!!
THE TOILET DOOR.
It was soooo damn stylish. i really like it alot. too bad. i did not bring my handphone. -.- *sigh* why? why? why? forget it. next time i MAKE SURE i bring my DAMN HANDPHONE and take picture of it! :D
I bought dinner in the mall and i bought 3 char siew bao. (3 for 2 bucks) i bought it the last time and it was quite nice. so that xj bought 2 charsiew bao and 1 spring roll. after we came outta the mall with the very nice toilet door . *ehem ehem*
xj complained!
She question me.
WHY ON EARTH SHE BOUGHT 2 CHARSIEW BAO? when she can buy one for 70cents?
-.-
how i know?
so i explained 'No.. you did not buy 2 charsiew bao. you bought 2 charsiew bao and 1 spring roll' haha.
we both took bus home. i was walking home then i saw this car driving to my direction and i stopped walking. this xiao mei mei was riding bicycle on the opposite side of the road. ( the road was kinda small and it doesnt have any curb or some sort. it was just flat road.) then something happened.
THE XIAO MEIMEI FALL OFF HER BICYCLE!
DANGER DANGER!!
but the good thing is the car stop in time as to not knock onto the girl. otherwise i would be the WITNESS of an accident.
that aint a honour okay? i dont wish that anyone would get hurt or anything.
*phew* the girl did not even suffer from a scratch
so i went home and take my dinner and watched television.
i found out something when i was watching 'charmed'
my dad cant really understand what they said.
-.- i was freaking out like shit. i thought he knew what they were talking ALL THE WHILE. so my dad was telling me he doesnt understand what they said and he describes himself 'like my grandfather'
for your information. my grandfather is deaf. but my grandfather still watches tv. for some reason, you can relate my dad's situation in my grandfather's cause for my dad, even if he hear what was on the television he still doesnt understand what they are talking about. might as well you dont hear anything. haha.. and my dad describes his feelings as ' looking at people walking around in the television'
after watching it. i regreted like fuck. I felt like crying just when the show started. the most irritating part is HB!! he kept trying to scare the hell outta me! What the fuck? Osborn was beside me and he was blabbling things about the movie and tried to scare me too! it really sucks.. but its funny.
after that we went to gekpoh and didi bought school shoes. after that we went to take different bus. but i realised something
ALL DIDI STUFF WAS WITH ME
so i shouted for didi. but too late. didi was already on the bus -.-
Forget it. it was yesterday. :D
woke up around 12++ today. went to school and look for Didi. wanted to borrow money from her. THANK U! i love you forever! haha
After that i went to JP to pay my bills. I wanted to cover my bills from my dad. My handphone bill burst okay? sucks.. forget it. i will try my best to cut down on my sms and all craps and maybe try to save little by little and eventually clear my handphone debts ..
after that i went home and i went out again. go meet xj and borrow something from her. In my freaking uniform. FULL STOP. i guess i am just too lazy to change.
Change = MORE CLOTHES TO WASH= excess nagging from mom
forget it. just stick to my uniform. accompany her to have her lunch. after that we went to collect things from someone. it was really funny. she was quite easy to trick and she got scared and stuff.
went to the new 'mall' close to the place after everything. i realised something. the mall had something that i liked alot aloT!!
THE TOILET DOOR.
It was soooo damn stylish. i really like it alot. too bad. i did not bring my handphone. -.- *sigh* why? why? why? forget it. next time i MAKE SURE i bring my DAMN HANDPHONE and take picture of it! :D
I bought dinner in the mall and i bought 3 char siew bao. (3 for 2 bucks) i bought it the last time and it was quite nice. so that xj bought 2 charsiew bao and 1 spring roll. after we came outta the mall with the very nice toilet door . *ehem ehem*
xj complained!
She question me.
WHY ON EARTH SHE BOUGHT 2 CHARSIEW BAO? when she can buy one for 70cents?
-.-
how i know?
so i explained 'No.. you did not buy 2 charsiew bao. you bought 2 charsiew bao and 1 spring roll' haha.
we both took bus home. i was walking home then i saw this car driving to my direction and i stopped walking. this xiao mei mei was riding bicycle on the opposite side of the road. ( the road was kinda small and it doesnt have any curb or some sort. it was just flat road.) then something happened.
THE XIAO MEIMEI FALL OFF HER BICYCLE!
DANGER DANGER!!
but the good thing is the car stop in time as to not knock onto the girl. otherwise i would be the WITNESS of an accident.
that aint a honour okay? i dont wish that anyone would get hurt or anything.
*phew* the girl did not even suffer from a scratch
so i went home and take my dinner and watched television.
i found out something when i was watching 'charmed'
my dad cant really understand what they said.
-.- i was freaking out like shit. i thought he knew what they were talking ALL THE WHILE. so my dad was telling me he doesnt understand what they said and he describes himself 'like my grandfather'
for your information. my grandfather is deaf. but my grandfather still watches tv. for some reason, you can relate my dad's situation in my grandfather's cause for my dad, even if he hear what was on the television he still doesnt understand what they are talking about. might as well you dont hear anything. haha.. and my dad describes his feelings as ' looking at people walking around in the television'
23.11.04
Time for reality check. HAHA. it's been more than half a month since we surrounded by the FRESH AIR of HOLIDAYS..! yes!
Let me do a check list right now and obviously for my homework
English : Urm.. half done.. left a bit
Chinese : Did one section and i am left with 3
Maths : Two questions!! haha
Physics: -.- i wrote the question numbers and did one question?
Geography: Urm..? 1st draft?
Chemistry: I look through it... -.-
History: HAHA?
conclusion: i did not do any crap even though i am given such a fucking long time! i admit!! happy?!?! haha
Buy ENCORE! buy it!!
im gonna buy it..
EMINEM ROCKS HEAVEN AND HELL!!
Let me do a check list right now and obviously for my homework
English : Urm.. half done.. left a bit
Chinese : Did one section and i am left with 3
Maths : Two questions!! haha
Physics: -.- i wrote the question numbers and did one question?
Geography: Urm..? 1st draft?
Chemistry: I look through it... -.-
History: HAHA?
conclusion: i did not do any crap even though i am given such a fucking long time! i admit!! happy?!?! haha
Buy ENCORE! buy it!!
im gonna buy it..
EMINEM ROCKS HEAVEN AND HELL!!
22.11.04
Yesterday i left a counter in my blog to count the number of people coming to read this BORING blog.. MUAHAHAHA..
I am a very honest person. i started my counter with 1. because that was the minimum number you have to start with.
By looking at the number. i am sure that there are people reading this DAMN BLOG. Yet... HELLO? why only a few tags? okay. I must admit. I visited my own blog a few times. (Less than 10 times okay?)But i am certain that there are OTHER PEOPLE other than myself who visits and read this BORING blog. Hahahhaahaha..
Read The New Paper. quite interesting. There are jobs advertised on the newspaper which pays between 80-100 bucks a day. Really wonder what kind of job it is. HmMmM..? Haha..
The more i look at my handphone. The more i like it. No i mean LOVE it! so cute!! haha..
My computer sucks. SUCKS!! FUCK YOU COM...
Got yelled at my dad yesterday.
Problem : I sleep late and end up waking up late in the morning
Can it be solved?
NO!!!!!
Why?
I love this kind of lifestyle. :D
I cant crap right now. But I will be back with more entries. HAHA
I am a very honest person. i started my counter with 1. because that was the minimum number you have to start with.
By looking at the number. i am sure that there are people reading this DAMN BLOG. Yet... HELLO? why only a few tags? okay. I must admit. I visited my own blog a few times. (Less than 10 times okay?)But i am certain that there are OTHER PEOPLE other than myself who visits and read this BORING blog. Hahahhaahaha..
Read The New Paper. quite interesting. There are jobs advertised on the newspaper which pays between 80-100 bucks a day. Really wonder what kind of job it is. HmMmM..? Haha..
The more i look at my handphone. The more i like it. No i mean LOVE it! so cute!! haha..
My computer sucks. SUCKS!! FUCK YOU COM...
Got yelled at my dad yesterday.
Problem : I sleep late and end up waking up late in the morning
Can it be solved?
NO!!!!!
Why?
I love this kind of lifestyle. :D
I cant crap right now. But I will be back with more entries. HAHA
20.11.04
Yesterday night i was so boring.. So i was sitting infront of my damn computer and at the same time sms-ing JL. So we were sms-ing about this thing ( dont say that we have nothing better to do, he doesnt have a computer and he refused to talk to me on phone .. what can i do?) And I was telling him i will castrate him if he did something.
Suddenly i remember something. I Wanted to castrate JEREMY TOO!
I argued with Jeremy at the time. Whether castration removes Dick or Balls.
He said it was Balls
I beg the differ.
I went to my MSN list and started to ask people
Eunuch is someone without dick or balls?
you might think that i am crazy or this pervertic person.. arent you curious about it too? This is an interesting question. almost everyone knows what the thing is about yet not many knows what is removed.
I got different answer and i found it quite interesting
More than 50 people were asked and less than 5 were certain about their answers. Amazing.. honestly, even myself, i dont know wad is the actual answer.
Got a few answer that is quite funny and i dont wish to touch about it. :D
Guess something. Even though the term 'LANJIAO' (means dick) is in hokkien, yet, i feel that it seemed to be understood by all races in Singapore. I have all the races in my list. And i did not ask ' Eunuch doesnt have dick or balls?' i asked 'Eunuch doesnt have lanjiao or balls?' nobody questioned me what lanjiao is all about..
hmm.. i guess everyone knows all their vulguarities well huh? haha
I do not believe tht we are destinated to be what you have to be in the future. Our fate is in our hands.
~ All i want is to see happiness in your eyes~
~I am unable to go on with my life~
~Right now i am waiting for nothing~
~But to carry on my life in emptiness~
Suddenly i remember something. I Wanted to castrate JEREMY TOO!
I argued with Jeremy at the time. Whether castration removes Dick or Balls.
He said it was Balls
I beg the differ.
I went to my MSN list and started to ask people
Eunuch is someone without dick or balls?
you might think that i am crazy or this pervertic person.. arent you curious about it too? This is an interesting question. almost everyone knows what the thing is about yet not many knows what is removed.
I got different answer and i found it quite interesting
More than 50 people were asked and less than 5 were certain about their answers. Amazing.. honestly, even myself, i dont know wad is the actual answer.
Got a few answer that is quite funny and i dont wish to touch about it. :D
Guess something. Even though the term 'LANJIAO' (means dick) is in hokkien, yet, i feel that it seemed to be understood by all races in Singapore. I have all the races in my list. And i did not ask ' Eunuch doesnt have dick or balls?' i asked 'Eunuch doesnt have lanjiao or balls?' nobody questioned me what lanjiao is all about..
hmm.. i guess everyone knows all their vulguarities well huh? haha
I do not believe tht we are destinated to be what you have to be in the future. Our fate is in our hands.
~ All i want is to see happiness in your eyes~
~I am unable to go on with my life~
~Right now i am waiting for nothing~
~But to carry on my life in emptiness~
19.11.04
So happy right now....
Taufik is in the finals!!
OMg! im so happy.
Just now when the result was about to be announced, my dad was showering. So i was in the living room screaming 'TAUFIK, TAUFIK' (coz i was very excited and i wanted Taufik to get in!!)
Suddenly, my dad shouted ' WHAT?'
Me "NOthing Nothing''
Dont misunderstand my dad as thick-skin. He misheard what I scream. He Thought that I was screaming 'LAO PEK ,LAO PEK' ( in hokkien, it means Father)
urm ... okay? no comments
Taufik is such a charming guy!!
I dont know why.. but i like him alot!!
anyway.. recently i am trying my best not to type in short form.. i need to practice writting/typing my English.. I still remember that i wrote this short-form in my assignment. Hence, there are chances of me doing that in my exams. to prevent it , i have to train myself not to type long essays (such as blogs ) in short form otherwise i will bring it to the examination grounds..
I will encourage YOU ( the one who is reading this) to try to complete an entry without using and short forms... Ive read other blogs from foreign countries.. and their Eng is GREAT! i cant even spot any errors in it.. Really hope that my English standard would be like that one day
weix
Taufik is in the finals!!
OMg! im so happy.
Just now when the result was about to be announced, my dad was showering. So i was in the living room screaming 'TAUFIK, TAUFIK' (coz i was very excited and i wanted Taufik to get in!!)
Suddenly, my dad shouted ' WHAT?'
Me "NOthing Nothing''
Dont misunderstand my dad as thick-skin. He misheard what I scream. He Thought that I was screaming 'LAO PEK ,LAO PEK' ( in hokkien, it means Father)
urm ... okay? no comments
Taufik is such a charming guy!!
I dont know why.. but i like him alot!!
anyway.. recently i am trying my best not to type in short form.. i need to practice writting/typing my English.. I still remember that i wrote this short-form in my assignment. Hence, there are chances of me doing that in my exams. to prevent it , i have to train myself not to type long essays (such as blogs ) in short form otherwise i will bring it to the examination grounds..
I will encourage YOU ( the one who is reading this) to try to complete an entry without using and short forms... Ive read other blogs from foreign countries.. and their Eng is GREAT! i cant even spot any errors in it.. Really hope that my English standard would be like that one day
weix
18.11.04
SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCk!!
Dammit... i have all this white spots on my face and i dont even know what the hell it is! it really sucks!
Probably it is one of the signs of this deadly disease i have in my body.
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When i die..
1) Tell My parents i love them
2) Help me write a letter to Eminem telling him another of his faithful fan has died ( like he bothers.? haha!)
3) Give my handphone (Samsung one) to JL and say ' HAPPY ?!? GIVE YOU THIS STUPID PHONE SO YOU WONT QUARREL AGAIN!'
4)Give my Nokia phone to WM and tell him to keep it properly.. ( only one of the function in the phone is spoilt! i had it for close to 2 years k? okay.. the most important function is spoilt.. SO?!?!)
5)Give my bursary to Judy. tell her dont give up!
6)Tell Aziz to fuck off. he is a piece of shit.. he will NEVER.. get it NEVER win! even if i am dead.. He still wont be a significant piece of crap! GO JUDY! (haha)
7)Give 60% of my money to my dad. (since he gave me most of it). 30% of it to my mom and tell her not to gamble so much and the 10% to Keong and say that i am sorry
8)Tell Fazilla to concentrate more on her studies and who says that guys are everything in a girl's life?
9) Tell XJ that someday the right one will appear.. try to let go.. Give her all my chinese CDs ( although i do not have much)
10) Tell Jaclyn not to cry over someone who is not worth it.. open her eyes and see around her instead.. she will find a treasure. and STEFANIE SUN SUX!
11) Tell JiaHui.. actually i cant read all the chinese sms she sent me.. give her all my WestLife album
12)Tell that motherfucking asshole who fucks me up all the time ' im dead.. there's nobody you can irritate now' Pass him my smelly shoes.. haha
13)BURN MY COMPUTER TO ME! I WAN IT!
14)Burn a TV for me.. i wanna watch tv
15) Tell S to join me sooner.. (haha)
16)MURDER SIMPLE PLAN! they are so talented.. i wan them to be with me!
17) Nah.. murder Eminem.. nah.. KILL EVERYONE I KNOW! i dont wanna miss them
18) List to be continued...
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okay.... you might think i am making it a big deal! hella no!! i dont understand... how can my parents take the FUCKING WHITE SPOTS on my face so lightly?!?! dammit.. i look like this mushroom! AHHHH! IT MAKES ME A FUNGUS!! crapx..
I cried over this white spot and my dad laughed at me.. wadda? it really sucks.. he said 'YOUR JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL OUTTA A SMALL THING LIKE THIS'
WAD! i cant believe it! my mom said the same thing! you two are my parents and you said that!?!?
obviously it is not a big deal for you two.. IT AINT YOUR FACE! its MINE! your not the one who have to carry on life lookin like a mushroom BUT I DO!!
Finally understand the feelings that people get when the doctors tell them that they had this incurable disease..
Its is really irritating when you know you are going to die and people around you telling you 'its ok.. its ok..'
CRAP! if its okay.. why dont you go inject the SAME VIRUS into your body and let others tell you that 'its ok.. its ok..'
it makes alot of difference when you are actually in it!!
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wanna these idiotic white spots to GO AWAY!!
weix
Dammit... i have all this white spots on my face and i dont even know what the hell it is! it really sucks!
Probably it is one of the signs of this deadly disease i have in my body.
******************************************************
When i die..
1) Tell My parents i love them
2) Help me write a letter to Eminem telling him another of his faithful fan has died ( like he bothers.? haha!)
3) Give my handphone (Samsung one) to JL and say ' HAPPY ?!? GIVE YOU THIS STUPID PHONE SO YOU WONT QUARREL AGAIN!'
4)Give my Nokia phone to WM and tell him to keep it properly.. ( only one of the function in the phone is spoilt! i had it for close to 2 years k? okay.. the most important function is spoilt.. SO?!?!)
5)Give my bursary to Judy. tell her dont give up!
6)Tell Aziz to fuck off. he is a piece of shit.. he will NEVER.. get it NEVER win! even if i am dead.. He still wont be a significant piece of crap! GO JUDY! (haha)
7)Give 60% of my money to my dad. (since he gave me most of it). 30% of it to my mom and tell her not to gamble so much and the 10% to Keong and say that i am sorry
8)Tell Fazilla to concentrate more on her studies and who says that guys are everything in a girl's life?
9) Tell XJ that someday the right one will appear.. try to let go.. Give her all my chinese CDs ( although i do not have much)
10) Tell Jaclyn not to cry over someone who is not worth it.. open her eyes and see around her instead.. she will find a treasure. and STEFANIE SUN SUX!
11) Tell JiaHui.. actually i cant read all the chinese sms she sent me.. give her all my WestLife album
12)Tell that motherfucking asshole who fucks me up all the time ' im dead.. there's nobody you can irritate now' Pass him my smelly shoes.. haha
13)BURN MY COMPUTER TO ME! I WAN IT!
14)Burn a TV for me.. i wanna watch tv
15) Tell S to join me sooner.. (haha)
16)MURDER SIMPLE PLAN! they are so talented.. i wan them to be with me!
17) Nah.. murder Eminem.. nah.. KILL EVERYONE I KNOW! i dont wanna miss them
18) List to be continued...
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okay.... you might think i am making it a big deal! hella no!! i dont understand... how can my parents take the FUCKING WHITE SPOTS on my face so lightly?!?! dammit.. i look like this mushroom! AHHHH! IT MAKES ME A FUNGUS!! crapx..
I cried over this white spot and my dad laughed at me.. wadda? it really sucks.. he said 'YOUR JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL OUTTA A SMALL THING LIKE THIS'
WAD! i cant believe it! my mom said the same thing! you two are my parents and you said that!?!?
obviously it is not a big deal for you two.. IT AINT YOUR FACE! its MINE! your not the one who have to carry on life lookin like a mushroom BUT I DO!!
Finally understand the feelings that people get when the doctors tell them that they had this incurable disease..
Its is really irritating when you know you are going to die and people around you telling you 'its ok.. its ok..'
CRAP! if its okay.. why dont you go inject the SAME VIRUS into your body and let others tell you that 'its ok.. its ok..'
it makes alot of difference when you are actually in it!!
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wanna these idiotic white spots to GO AWAY!!
weix
now i realized something.. most of the girls are so damn sweet! saw a few blogs out there and most of it are talking about guys in their lives and how they feel about them.... -.- urm okay? guess i am not a girl huh? i dont even talk about my crushes and all the craps in my blog...(usually i dont) most of the time i am complaining how crappy my life is..
anyway i found a way to classify girl's blog.. its DAMN EASY
there's two main group you must first put them under..
1) in relationship
2) not in relationship
let's start with group 1 -In Relationship
actually there are many scenerios but i guess i cant cater to all.. so take it as a whole
1a) In Relationship and VERY happy about the relationship
so the blog will go somethin like this:
today i really have a good time with him.. i miss him.. blah blah blah... wondering what he is doing how.. blah blah blah... really hope that he is okay right now.... cant stop thinking about him... blah blah blah..... so happy to have him right now... blah blah blah
1b) IN Relationship yet not happy about it
I dont understand why we couldnt be like others? why does he have to act this way? blah blah blah.. do we have to break up before we can cherish what we have now? it's realli stupid .. blah blah blah
lets go with group 2 right now
This can be a little complicated..
2a) Not in relationship and dont plan to
What is with people in this era? cant they understand? love is not everything.. blah blah blah... i have better things to do like studies and concentrating on my work.. blah blah blah... its really crap.... blah blah blah
2b) Not in relationship and have a crush
im thinking about him now... blah blah blah.... will he ever be mine? i wonder... if i keep waiting will i get him? blah blah blah... the thoughts of him and other girls is driving me mad... blah blah blah
2c) Not in relationship yet there's many people who likes her
i wonder when will the 'ONE' comes into my life.. blah blah blah.. i hate it when people says i got to make a few mistakes before getting to the ONE for me.... blah blah blah..... why is life so complicated ?
2d) Not in relationship because just broke up
saw many couples on street today... blah blah blah... ache my heart totalli .. it only reminds me more of him... blah blah blah... cant stop wondering who he is with.. blah blah blah....
( and if the person has a very hot temper.. she will go )
fuck all the couples on street! cant they be more considerate? blah blah blah.... hope they hug and drop into drain!
So, now... which one ur under?
haha.. anyway if you dont fit into any groups above.. dont blame me... i had only read a few blogs and got my deduction from it..
anyway i found a way to classify girl's blog.. its DAMN EASY
there's two main group you must first put them under..
1) in relationship
2) not in relationship
let's start with group 1 -In Relationship
actually there are many scenerios but i guess i cant cater to all.. so take it as a whole
1a) In Relationship and VERY happy about the relationship
so the blog will go somethin like this:
today i really have a good time with him.. i miss him.. blah blah blah... wondering what he is doing how.. blah blah blah... really hope that he is okay right now.... cant stop thinking about him... blah blah blah..... so happy to have him right now... blah blah blah
1b) IN Relationship yet not happy about it
I dont understand why we couldnt be like others? why does he have to act this way? blah blah blah.. do we have to break up before we can cherish what we have now? it's realli stupid .. blah blah blah
lets go with group 2 right now
This can be a little complicated..
2a) Not in relationship and dont plan to
What is with people in this era? cant they understand? love is not everything.. blah blah blah... i have better things to do like studies and concentrating on my work.. blah blah blah... its really crap.... blah blah blah
2b) Not in relationship and have a crush
im thinking about him now... blah blah blah.... will he ever be mine? i wonder... if i keep waiting will i get him? blah blah blah... the thoughts of him and other girls is driving me mad... blah blah blah
2c) Not in relationship yet there's many people who likes her
i wonder when will the 'ONE' comes into my life.. blah blah blah.. i hate it when people says i got to make a few mistakes before getting to the ONE for me.... blah blah blah..... why is life so complicated ?
2d) Not in relationship because just broke up
saw many couples on street today... blah blah blah... ache my heart totalli .. it only reminds me more of him... blah blah blah... cant stop wondering who he is with.. blah blah blah....
( and if the person has a very hot temper.. she will go )
fuck all the couples on street! cant they be more considerate? blah blah blah.... hope they hug and drop into drain!
So, now... which one ur under?
haha.. anyway if you dont fit into any groups above.. dont blame me... i had only read a few blogs and got my deduction from it..
17.11.04
WishI thought I got the A-Z
but now I'm lost
And I don't know where I'm going',
I don't know what I'm looking for
I'm all burnt out
There ain't that much I care about
And I know I'm missing something
I don't know what I'm supposed to do anymore
I won't let it get to me
But I really miss you badly
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I thought I got it all mapped out but now I'm lost
In a world that ain't got you in
I don't know what I'm living for
Hopeless without the only thing I cared about
Cos you've been my salvation in a place
where there's no love anymore
I won't let it get to me
But I'm gonna miss you badly
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
In a different world without you
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
In a different world without you
WISH
but now I'm lost
And I don't know where I'm going',
I don't know what I'm looking for
I'm all burnt out
There ain't that much I care about
And I know I'm missing something
I don't know what I'm supposed to do anymore
I won't let it get to me
But I really miss you badly
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I thought I got it all mapped out but now I'm lost
In a world that ain't got you in
I don't know what I'm living for
Hopeless without the only thing I cared about
Cos you've been my salvation in a place
where there's no love anymore
I won't let it get to me
But I'm gonna miss you badly
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
In a different world without you
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I wish I knew how I'm gonna be happy without you
In a different world without you
WISH
The Cranberries - I cant be with you
Lying in my bed again,
And I cry 'cause you're not here.
Crying in my head again,
And I know that it's not clear.
Put your hands, put your hands,
Inside my face and see that it's just you.
But it's bad and it's mad and it's making me sad,
Because I can't be with you.
Be with you. [X 4]
Be with you, be with you,
baby, I can't be with you.
Thinking back on how things were,
And on how we loved so well.
I wanted to be the mother of your child,
And now it's just farewell.
Put your hands in my hands,
And come with me,
we'll find another end.
And my head, and my head on anyone's shoulder,
'Cause I can't be with you.
Be with you. [X 4]
Be with you, be with you,
baby, I can't be with you.
'Cause you're not here, you're not here,
Baby, I can't be with you.
'Cause you're not here, you're not here,
Baby, still in love with you.
Still in love with you. [X 6]
Lying in my bed again,
And I cry 'cause you're not here.
Crying in my head again,
And I know that it's not clear.
Put your hands, put your hands,
Inside my face and see that it's just you.
But it's bad and it's mad and it's making me sad,
Because I can't be with you.
Be with you. [X 4]
Be with you, be with you,
baby, I can't be with you.
Thinking back on how things were,
And on how we loved so well.
I wanted to be the mother of your child,
And now it's just farewell.
Put your hands in my hands,
And come with me,
we'll find another end.
And my head, and my head on anyone's shoulder,
'Cause I can't be with you.
Be with you. [X 4]
Be with you, be with you,
baby, I can't be with you.
'Cause you're not here, you're not here,
Baby, I can't be with you.
'Cause you're not here, you're not here,
Baby, still in love with you.
Still in love with you. [X 6]
Juz changed the outlook of the blog.. dammit.. take me almost half a day to complete such an easy task.. guess im realli a computer idiot huh?
Yesterday was this realli irritating dayx..
went out wif DiDi~
i went to take bus to get to the venue to meet her.. everythin's was quite okay until the stupid tv mobile started showin the MV of superstar sang by the singapore idols.... okayx.. when it comes to this song... the last time i heard it on bus... i was laughin like shit wif another fren.. coz this kid was singing .... damn funni... even though he saw us laughin ( clearly at his singin..) he still carried on... this time, ANOTHER KID SANG... wow... i guess this song is quite popular among kids huh? haha
went to causeway... stayed in the mall and found Maths Txtbk... wow.. coz there was no stock in skool and popular in jurong.. haf to go so far to buy a freakin book.. oh well~ haha... guess it is worth it bahx...
after tht we went take mrt to orchard... hoping to see the lights there.. so as we were sitting down.... we haf 'FREE' show to see.. realli hate this kinda show... the couple opposite us was touchin and lookin into each other's eye.. okay.. THTS SWEET.. but... i think ... its rou mah..... so i realli hated sitting there.... haha
when we reach orchard... there was this performance ... it was an event.... buskers? or somethin like tht... alot of ppl crowd over there.. JAM THE WHOLE PLACE.... go somewhere far lah... why stand outside the entrance of the mrt station... block the whole place....!!! ppl cannot walk le!
sianx.. there was nothin there!! so we went to take bus home..
question
why u two idiots dun take mrt home?
answer
IM AN IDIOt! DUN ASK ME!!
haha.. ANOTHER FREE SHOW~ this one more exciting.. (ehem.. disgusting).... on this unknown bus stop... a couple walk down from the second level of the double decker bus... and sat opposite of us.. lemme describe the two characters
Male
-Young
-Tan
-Average Lookin
-lotta piercing
Female
-OLD!!!
-not so pretty
-looks like judy lim's mom ( according to didi)
-i think she is around 40-50
wow... i can tell u.. it is damn funni... at first the couple was juz sitting together.... actualli i thought it was nth.. i did not see tht woman's face and she was lookin at the tv mobile and not my direction... and my head was burried on DiDi's shoulder so i din realli know anythin.... when i took my head up....OMG!! (u know wad lahx) and tht stupid woman was constantly lookin at our direction ( oie.. i haven say anythin hor.. u why so unhappi)
then the DESPO woman went to touch the guy.. the guy touch the woman.. then blah blah blah
-.-
at the time.. me and DIDI already started to use our way to communicate and was stating reasons why the guy is wif tht woman... tht woman seemed to know wad we r talkin abt then stare at us.. and went back to her hugging after that... come'on lah.. PUBLIC K.... wan hug go home lahx....
realli dunno wad to say...
omg
weix
Yesterday was this realli irritating dayx..
went out wif DiDi~
i went to take bus to get to the venue to meet her.. everythin's was quite okay until the stupid tv mobile started showin the MV of superstar sang by the singapore idols.... okayx.. when it comes to this song... the last time i heard it on bus... i was laughin like shit wif another fren.. coz this kid was singing .... damn funni... even though he saw us laughin ( clearly at his singin..) he still carried on... this time, ANOTHER KID SANG... wow... i guess this song is quite popular among kids huh? haha
went to causeway... stayed in the mall and found Maths Txtbk... wow.. coz there was no stock in skool and popular in jurong.. haf to go so far to buy a freakin book.. oh well~ haha... guess it is worth it bahx...
after tht we went take mrt to orchard... hoping to see the lights there.. so as we were sitting down.... we haf 'FREE' show to see.. realli hate this kinda show... the couple opposite us was touchin and lookin into each other's eye.. okay.. THTS SWEET.. but... i think ... its rou mah..... so i realli hated sitting there.... haha
when we reach orchard... there was this performance ... it was an event.... buskers? or somethin like tht... alot of ppl crowd over there.. JAM THE WHOLE PLACE.... go somewhere far lah... why stand outside the entrance of the mrt station... block the whole place....!!! ppl cannot walk le!
sianx.. there was nothin there!! so we went to take bus home..
question
why u two idiots dun take mrt home?
answer
IM AN IDIOt! DUN ASK ME!!
haha.. ANOTHER FREE SHOW~ this one more exciting.. (ehem.. disgusting).... on this unknown bus stop... a couple walk down from the second level of the double decker bus... and sat opposite of us.. lemme describe the two characters
Male
-Young
-Tan
-Average Lookin
-lotta piercing
Female
-OLD!!!
-not so pretty
-looks like judy lim's mom ( according to didi)
-i think she is around 40-50
wow... i can tell u.. it is damn funni... at first the couple was juz sitting together.... actualli i thought it was nth.. i did not see tht woman's face and she was lookin at the tv mobile and not my direction... and my head was burried on DiDi's shoulder so i din realli know anythin.... when i took my head up....OMG!! (u know wad lahx) and tht stupid woman was constantly lookin at our direction ( oie.. i haven say anythin hor.. u why so unhappi)
then the DESPO woman went to touch the guy.. the guy touch the woman.. then blah blah blah
-.-
at the time.. me and DIDI already started to use our way to communicate and was stating reasons why the guy is wif tht woman... tht woman seemed to know wad we r talkin abt then stare at us.. and went back to her hugging after that... come'on lah.. PUBLIC K.... wan hug go home lahx....
realli dunno wad to say...
omg
weix
13.11.04
din update this stupid blog for a long time.....
i have this serious problem.... i think im sufferin from depression (OMG!) no kidding around.. im reckoning to get this doctor for CONSULTATION.. pissed off wif everythin in life.. FUCK U ALL OFF!
anywayx.. i juz learnt something... THOSE AND WHOSE..
dammit.. juz know how to spell this freaking two words these few dayx.. i admit.. i am a realli bad speller... if i were to be in the Spelling Bee contest.. there's no doubt..i will be the first one outta it... i havE ZERO confidence in my freakin spellings... but i'll try not to have spelling errors... instead! let's replace it wif grammer and languge errors!
nothin realli interesting happen... even if there is.. i dun wanna give any damn abt it... not my prob anywayz.....
Not long ago.. an IQ below average dork asked me...
Are you a lesbian? Coz u dun seemed to have any crush in skool..
If i said yes, the idiot would go on babbling
wah lao.. u lesbian.. $%^($^&$9*%&$&$* ( other crapz abt lesbian)
If i said no, the idiot would be persistant and ask other crapz
if ur not a lesbian.. how come u dun like anyone in skooL? i never heard of u liking anyone in skool..
crap.. i still gotta answer his futher qns
so i said....
YES! I AM A LESBIAN...
dammit .... i juz hate to answer long qns from ppl.. its like telling grandmother's story.. never ending...
you may think tht i shouldnt even bother abt answering his crappy qns.. but see it in another perspective... since he asked.. he is curious.. and obviously he know the stupid fact tht I AM NOT A LESBIAN... so answer somethin to SHOCK him totalli...
come'on... even if u know tht person is a lesbian.. would u go and ask the person? no.... coz it would be damn awkward..
i dun look down or support this kinda thing... its their life and they can do wad they wan.. so ppl.. dun get so anti over it... the onli reason u hate em can onli be... ur in love with one of em yet u couldnt get em.. sore loser.. get a life... go masturbate wif ur door or somethin... find somethin better to do then to ANTI this kinda other ppl's life... if ur not happi... then u go and die.. so u wun feel anythinx
weix
i have this serious problem.... i think im sufferin from depression (OMG!) no kidding around.. im reckoning to get this doctor for CONSULTATION.. pissed off wif everythin in life.. FUCK U ALL OFF!
anywayx.. i juz learnt something... THOSE AND WHOSE..
dammit.. juz know how to spell this freaking two words these few dayx.. i admit.. i am a realli bad speller... if i were to be in the Spelling Bee contest.. there's no doubt..i will be the first one outta it... i havE ZERO confidence in my freakin spellings... but i'll try not to have spelling errors... instead! let's replace it wif grammer and languge errors!
nothin realli interesting happen... even if there is.. i dun wanna give any damn abt it... not my prob anywayz.....
Not long ago.. an IQ below average dork asked me...
Are you a lesbian? Coz u dun seemed to have any crush in skool..
If i said yes, the idiot would go on babbling
wah lao.. u lesbian.. $%^($^&$9*%&$&$* ( other crapz abt lesbian)
If i said no, the idiot would be persistant and ask other crapz
if ur not a lesbian.. how come u dun like anyone in skooL? i never heard of u liking anyone in skool..
crap.. i still gotta answer his futher qns
so i said....
YES! I AM A LESBIAN...
dammit .... i juz hate to answer long qns from ppl.. its like telling grandmother's story.. never ending...
you may think tht i shouldnt even bother abt answering his crappy qns.. but see it in another perspective... since he asked.. he is curious.. and obviously he know the stupid fact tht I AM NOT A LESBIAN... so answer somethin to SHOCK him totalli...
come'on... even if u know tht person is a lesbian.. would u go and ask the person? no.... coz it would be damn awkward..
i dun look down or support this kinda thing... its their life and they can do wad they wan.. so ppl.. dun get so anti over it... the onli reason u hate em can onli be... ur in love with one of em yet u couldnt get em.. sore loser.. get a life... go masturbate wif ur door or somethin... find somethin better to do then to ANTI this kinda other ppl's life... if ur not happi... then u go and die.. so u wun feel anythinx
weix
9.11.04
my head hurtx... dammit..
`yesterday~
i think i have nothin better to do. went to see 5566.. the problem is... i am not even a fan of theirs.. i cant even understand wad they are singin.. so even if they sang melodiously, i cant even relate myself to wad they are singin.. hence, i decieded not to like em.. haha.. maybe like em for their looks bahx?
i had a bad experience..
to the xiao mei mei who kept touchin my butt.. go and FUCK urself u no brainer... din ur mom tell u to RESPECT others? fuck u lahx.. if i were ur mom.. i will slap u until u die.. if u wanna attend this kinda event and decided to COME late so tht u can STAND behind.. dun go around BEGGINg ppl to move aside to let u see k? coz nobody will bother abt u.. LIKE ME...IGNORE U TOTALLI... pls wait until u GROW TALLER or somethin... count urself lucky i din see ur face... im gonna sue until ur parents become broke.. ur gonna die like FUCK....
`today~
this morning i woke up wif the aid of the damn noisy hp alarm clock.. i looked at the hp.. wah!! 10.30!! scare the hell outta me!!!! took a second look.. oh okayx. 7.30.phew~ scare the hell outta me.... haha
went for chem.. as usual.. so boring.. mixing all the chemicals together.. yet i dun even know waddahell i doin.. hai~ after tht.. went for mathz.. not exactli.. coz it din even last more than 15mins.. haha ..THANK U MR LEE!
lol.. i juz realise somethin.. some BIGGEST Fan of this FLAT CHESTED STEFANIE SUN cant even spell the name of her idol correctli.. HAHA... tht's like THE BIGGEST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE.... self-claim tht u LIKE HER SOOO MUCH.. why cant u spell her name?
tht flat chested no gd artist name is spelt STEFANIE SUN... not STEPHANIE SUN..
anywayz nobody will blame u..
1) she doesnt have much fans
2) she sux
3) there are probably millions of self claim fans out there who make the same mistake
im not even her fan.. i simply hate her.. yet i can spell her name.. crap huh? haha.. dun blame urself for not able to spell tht freakin name
who ask her wanna be DIFFERENT huh? ppl call STEPHANIE.. then she? STEFANIE... so much time to think of crap like tht.. why dun u spend ur time tryin to get more ppl to buy ur records so tht ur recordin company wun SACK u huh?
anywayx.. i bought a Fila bag .. muahaha.. love it ! but my heart hurtx... why so expensive sia? haix.. nvm lahx.. haha
weix
`yesterday~
i think i have nothin better to do. went to see 5566.. the problem is... i am not even a fan of theirs.. i cant even understand wad they are singin.. so even if they sang melodiously, i cant even relate myself to wad they are singin.. hence, i decieded not to like em.. haha.. maybe like em for their looks bahx?
i had a bad experience..
to the xiao mei mei who kept touchin my butt.. go and FUCK urself u no brainer... din ur mom tell u to RESPECT others? fuck u lahx.. if i were ur mom.. i will slap u until u die.. if u wanna attend this kinda event and decided to COME late so tht u can STAND behind.. dun go around BEGGINg ppl to move aside to let u see k? coz nobody will bother abt u.. LIKE ME...IGNORE U TOTALLI... pls wait until u GROW TALLER or somethin... count urself lucky i din see ur face... im gonna sue until ur parents become broke.. ur gonna die like FUCK....
`today~
this morning i woke up wif the aid of the damn noisy hp alarm clock.. i looked at the hp.. wah!! 10.30!! scare the hell outta me!!!! took a second look.. oh okayx. 7.30.phew~ scare the hell outta me.... haha
went for chem.. as usual.. so boring.. mixing all the chemicals together.. yet i dun even know waddahell i doin.. hai~ after tht.. went for mathz.. not exactli.. coz it din even last more than 15mins.. haha ..THANK U MR LEE!
lol.. i juz realise somethin.. some BIGGEST Fan of this FLAT CHESTED STEFANIE SUN cant even spell the name of her idol correctli.. HAHA... tht's like THE BIGGEST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE.... self-claim tht u LIKE HER SOOO MUCH.. why cant u spell her name?
tht flat chested no gd artist name is spelt STEFANIE SUN... not STEPHANIE SUN..
anywayz nobody will blame u..
1) she doesnt have much fans
2) she sux
3) there are probably millions of self claim fans out there who make the same mistake
im not even her fan.. i simply hate her.. yet i can spell her name.. crap huh? haha.. dun blame urself for not able to spell tht freakin name
who ask her wanna be DIFFERENT huh? ppl call STEPHANIE.. then she? STEFANIE... so much time to think of crap like tht.. why dun u spend ur time tryin to get more ppl to buy ur records so tht ur recordin company wun SACK u huh?
anywayx.. i bought a Fila bag .. muahaha.. love it ! but my heart hurtx... why so expensive sia? haix.. nvm lahx.. haha
weix
7.11.04
ive juz realise something...
almost 60% of teenagers are bothered or having trouble wif love...
39%of them are having love whirling in the minds and are veri fortunate now
1% are not having connections wif love
lol.. doubt the statistic... coz i made it up.. haha.. but honestli.. i feel tht the percentage of ppl having trouble in love would be more than the ppl who is in love... and guess why? coz the ppl around me are like this...
my def of in love is two ppl who loves each other are happily together..
def. of having trouble in love is - u like someone yet u r not wif the person... ( doesnt matter if it is ex, crushes or watever)
feel tht im realli blessed at this moment....
i dun care wad other sayx
ur the one tht matterx
i think.....
if one day... i were to lose u.. i would be lost in life and do not know wad to do.. the impact of it would be great.... its like a slow process... it will drag in my life for years..... i wouldnt wan it to happen at all.. i dun wan......
:D
hope tht everything would be fine rite now....
NeVeR kNeW wAd LoVe SoNgS wErE tAlKiNg AbOUt UnTiL u CaMe AlOnG....
weix
almost 60% of teenagers are bothered or having trouble wif love...
39%of them are having love whirling in the minds and are veri fortunate now
1% are not having connections wif love
lol.. doubt the statistic... coz i made it up.. haha.. but honestli.. i feel tht the percentage of ppl having trouble in love would be more than the ppl who is in love... and guess why? coz the ppl around me are like this...
my def of in love is two ppl who loves each other are happily together..
def. of having trouble in love is - u like someone yet u r not wif the person... ( doesnt matter if it is ex, crushes or watever)
feel tht im realli blessed at this moment....
i dun care wad other sayx
ur the one tht matterx
i think.....
if one day... i were to lose u.. i would be lost in life and do not know wad to do.. the impact of it would be great.... its like a slow process... it will drag in my life for years..... i wouldnt wan it to happen at all.. i dun wan......
:D
hope tht everything would be fine rite now....
NeVeR kNeW wAd LoVe SoNgS wErE tAlKiNg AbOUt UnTiL u CaMe AlOnG....
weix
5.11.04
touching story... The Golden Box
Some time ago, a man punished his 5-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."
The father was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was empty. He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady,when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package? ''
The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full."
The father was crushed. He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl, and he begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later and it is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of his life. And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems he would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and God. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
Some time ago, a man punished his 5-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.
Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy."
The father was embarrassed by his earlier overreaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was empty. He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady,when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package? ''
The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full."
The father was crushed. He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl, and he begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.
An accident took the life of the child only a short time later and it is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of his life. And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems he would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.
In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and God. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.
4.11.04
okayx... im better today... much better..
the things tht bothered me.. bothered me even more... i hate u for it... i hate u... how can u be such an insensitive idiot? i realli dun wanna be angry wif u... i dun.... i know when i am angry.. all the crapz comes outta the fuckin mouth... worst part... i dun even mean anythin comes out from it.... im tryin my best to control.. why do u have to spark the fire in me? WHY! i realli dunno wad is the fuckin prob wif u... u dun believe me.. FINE.. then waddahell u gotta make things worst by sayin nasty tings? i dun understand wad is wif u... hate it when things are like this......
anywayx.. yest went for SS extra lesson... so on the way home.. me and xj saw this old lady.. she was carryin lotta loads.. it realli looks heavy.. she was walking veri slow... and every a few steps, now and then... she would turn and look back... dunno wad she was lookin at.. but i guess .. she was lookin for help bahx? so xj and me walk towards her.. actualli i wanted ask her where she was goin and help her wif the bags.. so we walk towards her.. she saw us... and before i can even open my mouth and talk.. she passed her bag to me... -.- okay.. i was goin to ask if she needed help anywayx...
*today*
there was physics extra lesson.. dunno wad's wrong wif teachers.. why u gotta make all the extra lessons so early? haix.. hate it when i gotta wake up so early... woke up and meet xj.. ( WASNT LATE..!! HAHA.. i was on the dot! yay! seldom..~ usualli i am late when it comes to morning.. ) so we were sitting down and waitin for liyin.. the weird part is.. we dun even know if she is goin to skool wif us.. coz poor co-ordination bahx? then we saw hongyou...
so xj turn to me and asked..
'i thought he lived in 600plus'
-.-
how am i suspose to know whr he lives.? its realli not my prob anywayz.... tht guy realli gotta prob.. he has this realli cute monkey hangin on his bag.. so i wanted to take a look.. he was turnin AWAY... refusin to let me see..
-.-
forget it.... anywayz its realli cute...but he went to peirce two ear holes for the monkey... and xj said it was cool.... *more dots*........... urm.. okay... let us juz have a moment of silence for the monkey
*silence*
after everythin.. i went home... i was realli tired.... i slpt at around 2 yest and woke up at 6plus.. so i went to slp..
WORST SCENERIO EVER... idiot called me....
hello? uncle? u pissed me off a million times... i scolded u at least for more than a thousand.... drowned you wif torrents of insults at least a hundred times.... so wad is the prob wif u? its so clear..... if u ever tok to me... u are bound to suffer... i admit... i DUN HAVE A GD TEMPER.... u dolt or wad? dun interupt me k? u moron... ur face is soooo thick... u disturbed me and WORST! u scolded me for slpinG!!! kao.. dun compare me wif u k???!?!!? its incomparable...ur a fag.... u sicko... ewww i dun even wanna think abt u... first thing tht pops up on my mind when ur name comes to my mind...
FINGER
ew.. and i swear.. for eternalty.... ur name will be tag wif FINGER no matter wad... no matter wad u do.. no point go on insultin u.... u dun even have brains to understand the content in here.. orhx.. maybe u are readin this...u dun even know it is u! haha.. idiot.... dun make me spell out ur name... u idiot... name : *** ..... haha...... FY!
i gotta admit.. im not the best daughter.. but haix.. i will try to help u de... even i may be unfriendli to u.. i realli love u deep inside my heart... i know u care.... i know.... but sometimes u juz irritate me to the core.... pls... can u think for the family b4 everythin else? it realli upsets me to see u like this... i may say things tht are nasty to the ears... but sometimes i dun mean it... i realli love u alot....
my eng sux.... haha... i cant even write proper gd eng.. i came upon tis website yest...it was realli funni... even sometimes the things are realli crude... the eng standard is REALLI gd... hope tht one day i can write somewhere close to it...haha
rem reading abt the person writting abt Immigrants and there was a this radio talk show... and the host was saying tht the immigrants should be paid less than the Americans... so the person was veri pissed wif this theory....he called and make a comment.... i think it realli make gd sense..
Because saying that an illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to be paid the same wages as an American because he doesn't belong here in the first place is like saying that a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place.
i totalli agree it shouldnt be the case.. if the same amount of work is done yet one is paid less than the other becoz he was from somewhere else formly... its TOTALLI UNFAIR.. honestli i do not wish the same thing to happen to me if i work in some other country...come'on.. u dun do that u dun wan ppl to do the same to u...
if u dun understand wad he was talkin abt.. read again.... it realli make alot of sense.... i swear u will agree wif it too.... coz its racist....
anywayz... im tired.....
*tata*
weix
the things tht bothered me.. bothered me even more... i hate u for it... i hate u... how can u be such an insensitive idiot? i realli dun wanna be angry wif u... i dun.... i know when i am angry.. all the crapz comes outta the fuckin mouth... worst part... i dun even mean anythin comes out from it.... im tryin my best to control.. why do u have to spark the fire in me? WHY! i realli dunno wad is the fuckin prob wif u... u dun believe me.. FINE.. then waddahell u gotta make things worst by sayin nasty tings? i dun understand wad is wif u... hate it when things are like this......
anywayx.. yest went for SS extra lesson... so on the way home.. me and xj saw this old lady.. she was carryin lotta loads.. it realli looks heavy.. she was walking veri slow... and every a few steps, now and then... she would turn and look back... dunno wad she was lookin at.. but i guess .. she was lookin for help bahx? so xj and me walk towards her.. actualli i wanted ask her where she was goin and help her wif the bags.. so we walk towards her.. she saw us... and before i can even open my mouth and talk.. she passed her bag to me... -.- okay.. i was goin to ask if she needed help anywayx...
*today*
there was physics extra lesson.. dunno wad's wrong wif teachers.. why u gotta make all the extra lessons so early? haix.. hate it when i gotta wake up so early... woke up and meet xj.. ( WASNT LATE..!! HAHA.. i was on the dot! yay! seldom..~ usualli i am late when it comes to morning.. ) so we were sitting down and waitin for liyin.. the weird part is.. we dun even know if she is goin to skool wif us.. coz poor co-ordination bahx? then we saw hongyou...
so xj turn to me and asked..
'i thought he lived in 600plus'
-.-
how am i suspose to know whr he lives.? its realli not my prob anywayz.... tht guy realli gotta prob.. he has this realli cute monkey hangin on his bag.. so i wanted to take a look.. he was turnin AWAY... refusin to let me see..
-.-
forget it.... anywayz its realli cute...but he went to peirce two ear holes for the monkey... and xj said it was cool.... *more dots*........... urm.. okay... let us juz have a moment of silence for the monkey
*silence*
after everythin.. i went home... i was realli tired.... i slpt at around 2 yest and woke up at 6plus.. so i went to slp..
WORST SCENERIO EVER... idiot called me....
hello? uncle? u pissed me off a million times... i scolded u at least for more than a thousand.... drowned you wif torrents of insults at least a hundred times.... so wad is the prob wif u? its so clear..... if u ever tok to me... u are bound to suffer... i admit... i DUN HAVE A GD TEMPER.... u dolt or wad? dun interupt me k? u moron... ur face is soooo thick... u disturbed me and WORST! u scolded me for slpinG!!! kao.. dun compare me wif u k???!?!!? its incomparable...ur a fag.... u sicko... ewww i dun even wanna think abt u... first thing tht pops up on my mind when ur name comes to my mind...
FINGER
ew.. and i swear.. for eternalty.... ur name will be tag wif FINGER no matter wad... no matter wad u do.. no point go on insultin u.... u dun even have brains to understand the content in here.. orhx.. maybe u are readin this...u dun even know it is u! haha.. idiot.... dun make me spell out ur name... u idiot... name : *** ..... haha...... FY!
i gotta admit.. im not the best daughter.. but haix.. i will try to help u de... even i may be unfriendli to u.. i realli love u deep inside my heart... i know u care.... i know.... but sometimes u juz irritate me to the core.... pls... can u think for the family b4 everythin else? it realli upsets me to see u like this... i may say things tht are nasty to the ears... but sometimes i dun mean it... i realli love u alot....
my eng sux.... haha... i cant even write proper gd eng.. i came upon tis website yest...it was realli funni... even sometimes the things are realli crude... the eng standard is REALLI gd... hope tht one day i can write somewhere close to it...haha
rem reading abt the person writting abt Immigrants and there was a this radio talk show... and the host was saying tht the immigrants should be paid less than the Americans... so the person was veri pissed wif this theory....he called and make a comment.... i think it realli make gd sense..
Because saying that an illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to be paid the same wages as an American because he doesn't belong here in the first place is like saying that a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place.
i totalli agree it shouldnt be the case.. if the same amount of work is done yet one is paid less than the other becoz he was from somewhere else formly... its TOTALLI UNFAIR.. honestli i do not wish the same thing to happen to me if i work in some other country...come'on.. u dun do that u dun wan ppl to do the same to u...
if u dun understand wad he was talkin abt.. read again.... it realli make alot of sense.... i swear u will agree wif it too.... coz its racist....
anywayz... im tired.....
*tata*
weix
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