Let me start this entry with something that a Singaporean will say
S-I-A-N
Its boring right now.. There's nothing to do at home and its raining outside. HELLO? i was suppose to be outside in some UNKNOWN mall enjoying air-conditioned enclosed area. But why am i here right now? some idiot FLY MY AEROPLANE. Cancelled it the last minute. Forget it. I do that quite often to people and maybe now its PAY BACK TIME!
Anyway, anyone with sharp eyesight will correct me by now. But nobody did! So i suggest all of you who reads my blog to go for an eye check up.
The last entry, i corrected my wrong spelling. The word AGGREGATE. The big problem is.. I DIDNT EVEN USE THE WORD IN THE ENTRY BEFORE! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE TO CORRECT? haha! STOP!! no point scrolling down now to check out. Please be considerate and finish reading this entry before scrolling down? THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Last night i was playing this very childish game. ( YEAH I AM childish. SO??) and after that i come across another game which you can buy and download it to your computer. Yes, i know. many of you might have know this. So there were two buttons. Buy Now and Try the Trial Version. Obviously you know what i clicked right? The second choice of course!
So after the game was downloaded into my computer. i tried playing it. They told me that i have 20minutes to get the hang of the game. Okay. that is good. 20mins. The SHORTEST game trial I ever had. Since i have nothing better to do. instead of staring at the two lizards having sex on my BEAUTIFUL BLUE wall, why not waste it on another lame game?
I waited for the game to load. I mean WAITED means REAL WAITING. its really a lame game. Its like this CUP ( the ones you buy when you go to any fast food outlet and the size of it is VERY VERY VERY large ones) with a huge straw on the head. Holding onto a big wooden rod and smashing everything in sight. The aim of the game is to do as much damage as you can without alarming those lame robots who shoots out this tiny tiny bullets? im not sure what the hell they shoot out but it looks funny. Anyway, to add on, THE CUP is ABLE TO JUMP! wow.. LAME RIGHT? i did not even play the game for more than 2mins and i close the whole thing
After closing the program, the idiotic popup came and tell me i have 12minutes left. -.- OHHHHHHH!! right now i see
20-12=8
So? i was suppose to be playing for at least 5-6 mins (you got to spare a few minutes for it to load). but what the fuck? i only played less than 2minutes and i close it. The other 6minutes i was waiting. You call this a TRIAL version? Hello morons... This is the shortest game trial i ever had. 20minutes and i did not even spend more than 1/10 of teh trial time on a game like this. Now, what this tells you. THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO COME OUT WITH THIS GAME WILL TRY TO CHEAT YOU AND WASTE YOUR FUCKING ELECTRICITY JUST TO SEE THIS MORONIC CUP JUMPING AROUND! fuck it..its lame!
Dumbass me told my dad something
'CATS ALSO KNOW HOW TO DIAO EACH OTHER LE!' (diao = stare)
why did i even say something this stupid?
the other day i was walking home i saw this cat staring into the bush. as you all know i am really afraid of cats and i took careful steps and tried peeking into the bush and try to find out what the cat is looking at. when i reached to the end of the road, i saw another cat standing really still at the other side of the bush. Both of the cats are staring at each other. -.-
my dad scolded me. Because i thought that the cats are trying to pick a fight. but my dad says they are calling for mates. huh? this reminds me of the other time
I was walking on this road at night with my friend.. then i heard loud baby cries. so i look around. there are no sight of any babies. So moronic me asked
'eh.. how come got baby crying le?'
the next thing i know, my head was smack gently and the dumbass called me idiot. it was the cats who made all the sounds. not babies.
-.-
why am i so ignorant?
just now i was watching television and i saw the commerical of PowerPuff girls and MoJo. suddenly i asked myself a question. What is the full name of MoJo huh?
Mo Jo Jo?
Mo Mo Jo JO?
Mo Jo Mo Jo?
dammit. i ponder over it for sometime and i finally got it!!
MoJo JoJO!
haha... asking why am i so free to think of a stupid question like this? because this made me remember that on the first page of my Physics textbook, i saw the MOJO JOJO wording on it. which faggot wrote it ?
Anyway why is it toxic when....
Milo Powder + Condensed Milk + Hot Water + Ice = TOXIC!!
why? i know its the problem between the milk and ice but... why?
One more question.. why many girls like to type 'FUCK' as 'FARK'?
urm. trying to be nice? maybe the moron will mistake 'FARK' as 'FART'? haha.
if you want to be nice, please dont even use this word. use some other words to express your anger. morons like me will relate the word 'fark' to FART .. hey .. cant blame me okay? the two words look really alike.
Tell you something... It will make you go
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My mom says........
She is pretty.
YES! you are allowed to do the expression!!!
im sorry for all the puking caused. im so sorry. i guessed my mom did not look into the mirror ever since she was born. i am so sorry.
Dont say i am SOO BAD.. why tou insult your own mom?
Say that to my mom. She says i am ugly. fine.. i am ugly.. THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU PRETTY!!
Let us do a simple equation of HOW UGLY I AM!!
Let my dad be denoted as Ugly(1)
Let my mom be a variable
Eqn 1: Ugly(1) + Pretty(2)= Average
Eqn 2: Ugly(1) + Ugly(2) = Ugly
Let me clarify something. i am not saying that my dad is ugly but he got to be a CONSTANT so you people can see how i prove my mom's statement to be wrong. her statement was ' I AM PRETTY, YOU ARE UGLY'
Conclusion
From Eqn 1
You can see that , the result should be a negative. And i admit that the result should be ugly and nothing else. Hence, it is proven that the equation is NA.( NOT APPLICABLE)
From Eqn 2
You can see that the whole equation is made up of all ugly people. the result and the equation fits the all the points. hence, it is proven that the equation is the right one.
Final conclusion
The whole family is made up of ugly people
I proved my mom to be ugly!! muahaha.
Hence, i would like to announced that the statement is not acceptable!
=D
