CHICKEN!!!!!!!!! FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!!! yesterday i wrote this extremely long and inspiring entry (urm-urm) and what this fucking piece of shit repay me? HANG AND FUCK YOU I DID NOT SAVE THIS ENTRY AND YOU KNN HANG?!? u UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT. i gave you this fucking life and electricity okay!! crap. pay so much for the lousy computer and irritating no-good connection and all i get is fucking porn advertisement popping up , virus attacks and freaky slow internet connection!
I will try my best to recover what interesting things i wrote yesterday...
Look at the freaking picture on the left
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that was me when i was still alot younger.
so stop laughing at my nose telling me i have a fake nose or whatever shit. i am born this way okay. haha.
dont SMS me and ask me craps like how to make breast, ass, dicks and other shits bigger. i do not know of any okay. especially breast. excuse me? until i have an E-CUP big breast that can WOBBLE when i walk, then please feel free to consult me in any way. i will be happy enough to wobble my BIG BREAST infront of you and give you information. but fucking hell. i do not have. what makes you think that i will know how to make YOUR breast bigger and not deal with my own first? you can stuff tissue paper, oranges and other craps in it. or... try silicon. or implant some water bag into your breast and then when you take a plane... let it burst inside of your breast. HAHA.
most ridiculous shit ever asked.
'how to enlarge my dick huh?'
what the....? how the hell would i know? the only thing i can tell you is ' go masturbate with your door knob and let it gets bigger for a few minutes.. i guess you would be happy enough then.. haha' nonsense... go eat some dick enlarging pills and fuck off.
I think i will get my fingernails cut. the night before i had a dream. i dreamt that i scratch my eyelids and accidently my fingernails slit my eyeballs and my whole hand was covered with blood. scary~~
Updated : 24/1/05
I have changed the skin of my blog, hence the picture i was refering to is no longer available. however, you can click here. to view the picture. Thanks!
