Finally! i understand where the hell i got my crapping ability and the reason why i am so stupid ( kept doing weird things)

My ability to crap: Mother
Reason why i do craps: Father

honestly i am alike with my mom when it comes to talking shits. my mom can talk alot about something when she doesnt know much about it. obviously most of the time it doesnt make sense. ( same as me) sometimes she is kind of 'innocent'. my mom treats me exactly the same when i am 6 and when i am 15. she loves to make assumption. she saw one of my friend and she assumes that all my friend are short. -.- not true. and even they are short, they are much taller than my mom. the same, i assume that all my mom's friend are old people who have really thick skin and loves to play majong. im not wrong. in fact, i hit right on the spot. haha. something really similar about me and my mom. she thinks that i am a nice kid. oh well... mommy, i feel the same toO! haha :p

my dad is afraid of me sometimes as i do weird things when i want to. there was once i was so tired , i went to hug a pillar for no reason. -.- yeah, i really did that. and everywhere i go, i have the urge to squat down. haha. weird habit huh?my dad do silly things all the time but yesterday, he did a hillarious thing. my dad used the HAIR CONDITIONAL as a shower foam. HAHA. when he came out, he asked me what was the bottle of thing is. i told him it was Hair conditional. he laughed and said he used that to shower. -.- stupid? he bought that himself and he doesnt know what it was.

i did something similar before too. i used the hair gel to wash my hands. i was at xiaojun's house and i didnt know that it was a hair gel. so i just press one onto my hand and rub my hands together. at first i thought it was weird. no bubbles or foam came out. so i just was it off anyway. then i asked about it. stupid. i was laughed at. mama de. haha