Last night when i went out to have my dinner, i saw my ex-primary school mate. i did not go up to her and say hi. i wasnt close to her in the first place. when we were still in primary school, even i saw her, i did not even go up and greet her. haha.
she really changed alot. SHE IS SOO ELEGANT! i think she either had the word 'ELEGANCE' tattooed on her forehead or that she drank some 'MAKE ME ELEGANCE' potion. to be frank, she is not pretty. but its her elegance that make you notice her. in my memory, i remembered her as this really nice girl. haha. hmmm.. time really change a person. haha.
I had two dreams yesterday. But let me talk about one. the other one is quite freaky.
I dreamt that that UGLY BITCH OF THE CENTURY WITH FRYING-PAN SIZE HEAD AND BULL DOG FACE aka Anges. (how come ur face so big?!?!?) so that ugly woman was inspecting teacher and their performance. 2 teacher at a time. So it was Mr Neo And Mr Eddie Lau's turn. so they sat on the table each. after inspecting Mr Neo, that ugly woman carried on and went to Mr Lau. So that woman check and i forgot what she said. ( anyway i was sitting behind with someone else. i forgot who) Then Mr Lau cried. -.- haha. he said that the bulldog kept picking on him and he cried. after that, all the teachers crowd around them all had their fingers pointed to them and said 'YA, YA'
weird dream huh? haha
I just realised something...
People with their height ending with the number 8 likes to laugh at people shorter than them.
I think it is a curse or something. i used to make fun of two of my friend.
One is Ming. he was really irritating. he is said he had two height. 172 and 174. 172 is his actual height and 174 is the height after he wore high heels. -.-
excuse me? MISTER. you are a GUY. why the hell would you even want to wear high heels? for that i laughed at him for 2 whole years for being short. hahaha. on the 2nd year, he complained. he said that i was this witch that cursed him to be short. he went to measured his height in school and he shrunk to 168. lol. i am really no witch okay. haha.
the other one was Jim.. he really did not say anything and for some reason i 'sort of' laughed at him and this is our conversation.
Me: Oh.. you play basketball for what huh?
Jim: my interest and i want to grow taller.
Me( knowing that he was 164 at the time): i never play le. then i already 161
Jim: -.-' *(%*%*)!@$%&*()_@#$^&*(
okay. i am a little cocky. curse me as you liked. haha.
so back to the 'People with their height ending with the number 8 likes to laugh at people shorter than them'
I remembered the first person who called me shorty was Jiahui. -.- she was 168 at that time. and she was just there laughing and telling me how short i was. okay fine. that aint THAT bad.
then, it came this asshole. 168 also. he was laughing at me really hard and said
'oie, you cook hor, can see the rice anot?'
you might wonder, how come the person is so evil. honestly, he aint that tall either. he is a guy and a height like that for a guy is considered short... that thicked skin idiot dare to laugh at me and said i am short!! can you believe him?
the next one was the worst mocking i ever had. Jeremy. he is 188. stupid . why would anyone even want to grow that TALL!! i think his interest of laughing at me came after i had this conversation with him.
Me: oie jeremy, your bed big anot?
Jeremy: no, i dont have a bed
Me: haha! wah. you so 'LONG' you cant even sleep on a bed. sad arh you.
after a short year, he indirectly mocked at me for being short. this is our recent conversation.
Jeremy: dont worry, you are only abt ONE LONG RULER shorter than i am..
Me ( thinking that he was 185): no!! 24 cm only
Jeremy: what! i am 188! there's a difference of 27cm. close to a LONG RULER okay? * and he said something else which is disgusting*
Me: *shuts up*
it seemed that every bad thing on earth a human can have i have it in my blood. the worst one was people calling me pervert. haha.. i am really not okay. i only call that the Beginner's level. i have not start on the advance level and talk dirty with you people. HAHA. jk. i am not dirty minded!!
