Finally found a way to Shut my dad up. Damn happy that i finally found a way to argue with him yet he cannot defend himself...

Me: Why two dumb people can give birth to a smart child?
( Yes, i know im not smart at all. im just saying that for effects)
Dad *trying to defend himself* : smart my ass! i think im way smarter than you!
Me:Oh? really ?? Then can you tell me the speed of sound?
Dad : ......
Me: How about speed of light?
Dad *trying to sound intelligent* : Well, do you know which is faster? sound or light?
Me: DUH! light. Sound move at a speed of 330m/s in air while light is 3x10 to the power of 8 m/s.
Dad: ......
Me *laughs* : Do you regret sending me to school?
Dad: who the hell cares about you.?

BUAHAHA!

finally! i know something that i am stronger in compared to my dad. maybe next time i should shut him off once again with my chemistry knowledge. HAHA

Wins!