Conversations that make you go..... ( OH MY GOD!! SO BHB)

Conversation #1
Me ( trying to ask a favour) : You today very handsome le!
Hongyou : Im handsome everyday what.

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Coversation #2

Me : Oie your singing so lousy. how come your in choir huh?
Hongyou: I dont get into choir because of my voice. My looks also can hor.

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Conversation #3

( this time i dont even have to say anything)
Idiot : I have the voice of Jay Chou and looks of Edison chan... ( the chain continues....)

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Conversation #4

Me: You are very disgusting.
Idiot : No, do you know how many went crazy because of me? Hollywood wants me to be in their movie. When i get famous the girls would be crazy and all over me... ( the crap continues...)

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Conversation #5

Me: Your sister looks alot better than you. Not like you...
Yixian : I Zhou Qi Zhi Lu Xian k? Im different.

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