i couldnt stop laughing sia.
haha
23.6.06
I did a fucking embarrassing crap the other day... FUCKING EMBARRASSING.
Still remember i took 174 to school that day. it was raining dogs and cats.. yes, like fuck. so i reached this particular stop and alighted. there was this lady who alighted with me. spent a few moments in the shelter trying to get my bloody umbrella out. looked up and saw the lady walking further and further away. thought that there was no one in the bus stop and since i had my ear piece on i couldnt hear anything. i had the urge to burp.
YES, I BURPED EXTREMELY LOUDLY. i did not hear it
BUT I CAN FEEL IT.......
DAMN!
i was extremely delighted after i burped and even smirk to myself. to my horror, when i turn my body slightly back, i saw this ah pek behind me.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
aiya, suay.!!
haix
Still remember i took 174 to school that day. it was raining dogs and cats.. yes, like fuck. so i reached this particular stop and alighted. there was this lady who alighted with me. spent a few moments in the shelter trying to get my bloody umbrella out. looked up and saw the lady walking further and further away. thought that there was no one in the bus stop and since i had my ear piece on i couldnt hear anything. i had the urge to burp.
YES, I BURPED EXTREMELY LOUDLY. i did not hear it
BUT I CAN FEEL IT.......
DAMN!
i was extremely delighted after i burped and even smirk to myself. to my horror, when i turn my body slightly back, i saw this ah pek behind me.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
aiya, suay.!!
haix
16.6.06
Watched this advertisement on television. if im not wrong, its KUMON, promoting some learning center.
Girl: Mommy, why is the sea water salty?
MOM: hmm i dont know
GIRL: nvm, i will go check it myself.
arrhH! personally i feel that the mother is a total failure and giving a bad example for the kid. i mean from the perspective of a child, parents are suspposed to KNOW EVERYTHING. as a parent, YOU SHOULD HAVE THE SPIRIT OF NEVER SAY 'I DONT KNOW'. excuse me, to your kid you are suspposed to know everything on earth. imagine asking your idol whom you think can sing very well, 'do you know how to sing?' yet the person replied NO.
obviously you will be utterly disappointed. it works the same, and it might have even bigger impact on your kid!! so, DIE DIE ALSO MUST ANSWER SOMETHING.
if it were me, i will be going something this...
Girl : why is the sea water salty?
Me: Aiyo. you know arh, beach hor got alot people swim one right?
Girl *nods*
Me: then some people hor go swim in water and feel like urinating leh. but lazy lah. so pee inside the water lor. urine is salty de lor. so everyday got people pee inside and over the years, the water become salty lor. SO, NEXT TIME DONT DRINK WHILE U SWIMMING IN THE SEA~~
yes, that is the spirit. honestly that happened to be before, when i asked my dad questions he cant answer, he will either
1) Pretend that he did not hear it
2) tell me some craps
3) scold me and say that its a stupid question to ask
AND DONT GO 'EEE' about the urinating in the sea water part. thats what i heard before okay. IT HAPPENED IN SWIMMING POOL ALSO K!
Conversation overheard.
Kid in the pool and mom standing beside to look after kid
Kid: Mommy, i want come out and go toilet.
Mom: do bowels or urine?
Kid: pee
Mom: never mind, do it in pool. nobody can see it anyway
-.-
dont drink sea and water from swimming pool
omfg!
Girl: Mommy, why is the sea water salty?
MOM: hmm i dont know
GIRL: nvm, i will go check it myself.
arrhH! personally i feel that the mother is a total failure and giving a bad example for the kid. i mean from the perspective of a child, parents are suspposed to KNOW EVERYTHING. as a parent, YOU SHOULD HAVE THE SPIRIT OF NEVER SAY 'I DONT KNOW'. excuse me, to your kid you are suspposed to know everything on earth. imagine asking your idol whom you think can sing very well, 'do you know how to sing?' yet the person replied NO.
obviously you will be utterly disappointed. it works the same, and it might have even bigger impact on your kid!! so, DIE DIE ALSO MUST ANSWER SOMETHING.
if it were me, i will be going something this...
Girl : why is the sea water salty?
Me: Aiyo. you know arh, beach hor got alot people swim one right?
Girl *nods*
Me: then some people hor go swim in water and feel like urinating leh. but lazy lah. so pee inside the water lor. urine is salty de lor. so everyday got people pee inside and over the years, the water become salty lor. SO, NEXT TIME DONT DRINK WHILE U SWIMMING IN THE SEA~~
yes, that is the spirit. honestly that happened to be before, when i asked my dad questions he cant answer, he will either
1) Pretend that he did not hear it
2) tell me some craps
3) scold me and say that its a stupid question to ask
AND DONT GO 'EEE' about the urinating in the sea water part. thats what i heard before okay. IT HAPPENED IN SWIMMING POOL ALSO K!
Conversation overheard.
Kid in the pool and mom standing beside to look after kid
Kid: Mommy, i want come out and go toilet.
Mom: do bowels or urine?
Kid: pee
Mom: never mind, do it in pool. nobody can see it anyway
-.-
dont drink sea and water from swimming pool
omfg!
14.6.06
Went through the Japan course thingy. Thank god it is finally over. really detest the part where we have to go and stand infront of the class trying extremely hard to speak in Japanese. dont know if the others feel the enjoyment but i certainly felt the pain. half of the time i dont even know what the hell im talking, im just plainly reading from what i have wrote down.
The sinseh ( that's what aisah love to call her. dont know if i got the right spelling) was very interesting. the first lesson i had this not-so-good impression of her. i thought she was always picking on me. EVEN when reading from the class list and not knowing the faces. she would have called my name.hate it sia. in the end, it turns out to be that she had a cousin with the exact same name as mine. HUH? me? japanese name? gosh, i guess she must be in bad terms with her cousin.
anyway, here are some of the japanese words that i am familiar with. (YES, PATHETIC LIST)
Konnichiwa - Hi or Good Afternoon
(Koh-ni-chi-wah)
Kept using this word when we are forced to greet each other. it was only until yesterday i realised that it meant good afternoon. no wonder aisah kept scolding me when i said that to her.
Sumimasen - Excuse me or sorry
(su-mi-ma-seh)
muahaha. the moment i saw this word, the first thing i could think about is japanese porn. heard that before in one of the porn. YES, I WATCH PORN. but its in the past anyway.muahaha
sian, im tired
Sa-yo-na-ra!
The sinseh ( that's what aisah love to call her. dont know if i got the right spelling) was very interesting. the first lesson i had this not-so-good impression of her. i thought she was always picking on me. EVEN when reading from the class list and not knowing the faces. she would have called my name.hate it sia. in the end, it turns out to be that she had a cousin with the exact same name as mine. HUH? me? japanese name? gosh, i guess she must be in bad terms with her cousin.
anyway, here are some of the japanese words that i am familiar with. (YES, PATHETIC LIST)
Konnichiwa - Hi or Good Afternoon
(Koh-ni-chi-wah)
Kept using this word when we are forced to greet each other. it was only until yesterday i realised that it meant good afternoon. no wonder aisah kept scolding me when i said that to her.
Sumimasen - Excuse me or sorry
(su-mi-ma-seh)
muahaha. the moment i saw this word, the first thing i could think about is japanese porn. heard that before in one of the porn. YES, I WATCH PORN. but its in the past anyway.muahaha
sian, im tired
Sa-yo-na-ra!
9.6.06
An old bitch called me today. ask a hella questions and made me extremely fucked up.
Let B denotes as OLD BITCH
I WAS WOKE UP BY THE BLOODY PHONE CALL
*ring ring ring*
Me ( extremely irritated and sleepy) : Hello
B: Hello, mommy leh?
side note:
MY MOM NEVER << wakes up in the morning. as her friend, you should know. so why the hell are you calling at 9 in the morning?!?!
Me: mommy sleeping
B: oh.. she sleeping arh?
Me: ya
*thought that she would shut her bloody mouth and hang up the fucking phone*
B: oh, so are you studying now
*okay, she did not*
Me: yes
*why the fuck she even asked sia? this question should be asked a million years back*
B: so which school your in now?
Me: MI
B: WHAT?
Me: MI
B: MI? is it the institute thing?
*yes, i have a feeling that this fucking conversation will be over soon!!*
Me: Yes.
B: Why you go ITE?
*$%)^%(&%#$%^*() what the fuck sia?*
Me: its not ite, its 3years Jc
*aiya, tell you liao you also wont get it lah. fuck off le. i want to sleep.*
B: oh ........ ( and she went on asking me why i dont want go poly)
***** *** ***** ****
B: so what course are you in now?
Me: science.
B: oh science....
guess that old bitch talked too loud. this is when the most irritating part comes..... a stupid idiot who doesnt know any thing started screaming on the other side of the line
'AIYO, SCIENCE NOT GOOD. SCIENCE NOT GOOD VERY TROUBLESOME. AIYO, THE EXPERIEMENT HOR MUST KEEP REPEATING ONE, NOT GOOD NOT GOOD....'
that idiot continued to babble non-stop about why science course is not good. THIS IS GREAT. first i have an old bitch disturbing my sleep, next there is another stupid idiot who talked crap. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START MY MORNING.
at the end, there was no conclusion to the conversation beside me being extremely hostile and unfriendly to her.
anyway,
who the heck she is huH?
i dunno.
Let B denotes as OLD BITCH
I WAS WOKE UP BY THE BLOODY PHONE CALL
*ring ring ring*
Me ( extremely irritated and sleepy) : Hello
B: Hello, mommy leh?
side note:
MY MOM NEVER << wakes up in the morning. as her friend, you should know. so why the hell are you calling at 9 in the morning?!?!
Me: mommy sleeping
B: oh.. she sleeping arh?
Me: ya
*thought that she would shut her bloody mouth and hang up the fucking phone*
B: oh, so are you studying now
*okay, she did not*
Me: yes
*why the fuck she even asked sia? this question should be asked a million years back*
B: so which school your in now?
Me: MI
B: WHAT?
Me: MI
B: MI? is it the institute thing?
*yes, i have a feeling that this fucking conversation will be over soon!!*
Me: Yes.
B: Why you go ITE?
*$%)^%(&%#$%^*() what the fuck sia?*
Me: its not ite, its 3years Jc
*aiya, tell you liao you also wont get it lah. fuck off le. i want to sleep.*
B: oh ........ ( and she went on asking me why i dont want go poly)
***** *** ***** ****
B: so what course are you in now?
Me: science.
B: oh science....
guess that old bitch talked too loud. this is when the most irritating part comes..... a stupid idiot who doesnt know any thing started screaming on the other side of the line
'AIYO, SCIENCE NOT GOOD. SCIENCE NOT GOOD VERY TROUBLESOME. AIYO, THE EXPERIEMENT HOR MUST KEEP REPEATING ONE, NOT GOOD NOT GOOD....'
that idiot continued to babble non-stop about why science course is not good. THIS IS GREAT. first i have an old bitch disturbing my sleep, next there is another stupid idiot who talked crap. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START MY MORNING.
at the end, there was no conclusion to the conversation beside me being extremely hostile and unfriendly to her.
anyway,
who the heck she is huH?
i dunno.
still remember that i had alot of troubles trying to figure WHERE THE HECK MY SCHOOL WAS. obviously street directory did not help and i went directly to the school website. HOPING that i would get the information i want..
http://schools.moe.edu.sg/mi/ourcampuses.htm
-.- they provide very 'good' maps huh?
http://schools.moe.edu.sg/mi/ourcampuses.htm
-.- they provide very 'good' maps huh?
5.6.06
The other day i was in one of the 7-11 stores WAITING AND STANDING like a moron behind this woman. she was occupying like 7/8 of the path leading to another side of the store. obviously she wouldnt budge even though she saw someone behind her.
dont really know what the hell she was looking at. it took her a million years to decided whether to buy orange juice or milk.
so i was, standing infront of her ,looking at such obscene scene, listening to radio and messaging at the same time.
as i was messaging halfway, a motorola phone was shove right into my sight. i was kinda shock and look up. this uncle was saying
'unlock key pad , unlock key pad'
honestly i dont know why the hell he thought that i have the ability to do that? IM NOT EVEN USING A MOTOROLA PHONE. it was a rather queer looking phone that i have never seen before. after fiddling with the phone for about 30seconds, i managed to unlock it. then the uncle went off happily and thanking me.
-.- arh? perhaps the time for me to react was kinda slow and i was left in a blur state ONLY AFTER he walked away. at this time, that damn woman walked away. YAY.
* * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * *
YES, SHE WAS BLOCKING MY FUCKING AWAY.
i couldnt give a damn about asking her to SIAM because i have all the time in the world. its interesting to explore how irritating people can get.
so there she was, moving her upper body forward trying to make it perpendicular to her legs.
dont really know what the hell she was looking at. it took her a million years to decided whether to buy orange juice or milk.
so i was, standing infront of her ,looking at such obscene scene, listening to radio and messaging at the same time.
as i was messaging halfway, a motorola phone was shove right into my sight. i was kinda shock and look up. this uncle was saying
'unlock key pad , unlock key pad'
honestly i dont know why the hell he thought that i have the ability to do that? IM NOT EVEN USING A MOTOROLA PHONE. it was a rather queer looking phone that i have never seen before. after fiddling with the phone for about 30seconds, i managed to unlock it. then the uncle went off happily and thanking me.
-.- arh? perhaps the time for me to react was kinda slow and i was left in a blur state ONLY AFTER he walked away. at this time, that damn woman walked away. YAY.
* * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * *
3.6.06
Im not fucked up or angry. im just upset .
everyone seemed to be so near yet in their hearts, they are far far away.
i dont understand things. feel like isolating myself , just be alone.....
why things changed? im trying my best yet it seemed that people are drifting further and further away.
if this is they way, fine. let me take a step back this time and live with only me and myself. since nobody appreciates it anyway.
perhaps its alot better this way.
honestly i dont give much of a damn now.
so what?
do you even bother?
no.
everyone seemed to be so near yet in their hearts, they are far far away.
i dont understand things. feel like isolating myself , just be alone.....
why things changed? im trying my best yet it seemed that people are drifting further and further away.
if this is they way, fine. let me take a step back this time and live with only me and myself. since nobody appreciates it anyway.
perhaps its alot better this way.
honestly i dont give much of a damn now.
so what?
do you even bother?
no.
1.6.06
I was flipping the handbook i was using in 2005. there were many interesting and idiotic stuff inside.. to my horror, i had also found this :
25 May 2005
Wednesday
Started raining at 6:45am today...
Miss Sze Wei did not bring umbrella,
thus... having to share umbrella with
liyin. As a result, Liyin became
very wet. By the way, Sze Wei
almost fall down thrice, and fall
down once near school.
Lesson learnt : Please!! Please!! Please!!
Learn how to hold an umbrella.
Learn to be more considerate
恨死 szewei!! 死 szewei!!
小心嫁不出。。。。。
Yes, it was written by our dearest NG LI YIN. still remember that i was feeling extremely sorry towards her. but the point is..... 这个女人好恶毒！！！！honestly what is the relation of me unable to get married and not being to hold umbrella? =)
WOA!
25 May 2005
Wednesday
Started raining at 6:45am today...
Miss Sze Wei did not bring umbrella,
thus... having to share umbrella with
liyin. As a result, Liyin became
very wet. By the way, Sze Wei
almost fall down thrice, and fall
down once near school.
Lesson learnt : Please!! Please!! Please!!
Learn how to hold an umbrella.
Learn to be more considerate
恨死 szewei!! 死 szewei!!
小心嫁不出。。。。。
Yes, it was written by our dearest NG LI YIN. still remember that i was feeling extremely sorry towards her. but the point is..... 这个女人好恶毒！！！！honestly what is the relation of me unable to get married and not being to hold umbrella? =)
WOA!
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