First it started with.....
Emails
then it went on with
SMS
now its spreading its claws to...
BLOGS
Honestly i really wonder if people around is so bloody bo liao? what the hell were they thinking when they decided to go around cursing people and the so-called 'spell' will be lifted if the victims forward it.
no wonder there was this creation of the ghost that climbed out of the television. if the victim did not forward it to someone else, they will die. now i know where they get the idea of the movie from. HMMM...
i started hating forwarded emails that curse me or some shit like this. I HATE IT. used to recieve this chain-email that says it started since 1800s. WAH, i actually believed it and started forwarding to people. now i think about it, i feeel so sorry to people whom i sent to.
aiya, if the chain-email evolved from this chain-letter which started in the 1800s, WHY THE HELL THE BLOODY IDIOT WANNA CONVERT IT INTO AN EMAIL? let it stay the way it is lah? what? for people's convinence huh? unless your that piece of shit that started this crap.
honestly i did something bad before. there was once i recieved ANOTHER chain email. i was really fucked up and tired of it. yes, i told my friends never to send me this kinda bloody shit. fine, wanna curse me.
FIRST, i flooded that idiot's email.
Then, i tracked back to the source and flood the person with the bloody chain letter he/she started. haha.
YES, DONT FUCK ME UP!! im crazy!
then the crap went on to sms.
recieve sms that cursed me to have bad luck, fail exam, bad romance, bad this bad that.
after some time this kinda thing become numbed to me. i will ignore it. =D
i do not see the point of forwarding it to someone else. i used to forward it to people. YET I STILL GET BAD LUCK. you mean your one not powerful enough huh ? crap.
saw the blog thingy since last year. no its not getting on my nerves. HAHA. i dont even own a tag board or a comment area.
YES, I HAVE JUST RECIEVED AN SMS FROM YIXIAN. great, now its cursing my mom. WHAT THE FUCK. what are the people thinking when they start shit like this?? arent they afraid of 'starting is also the ending'? waste money.
THREATEN
24.2.06
one of my finger nail broke today. Im upset..... hai. guess my skill of triming my nail must be fucking lousy. now the nail looks like a toe nail. now i dont know how long i will have to wait until it grows back to that length.
recieved more work today and i really wonder if i will be paid extra for it? its quite boring facing ugly pictures all the time and trying to pick out the 'better' ones outta them.
walking away.
recieved more work today and i really wonder if i will be paid extra for it? its quite boring facing ugly pictures all the time and trying to pick out the 'better' ones outta them.
walking away.
23.2.06
i was walking pass the bank just now with some moron called 'DAD'. yes, he is a moron today cause he had pissed me off by making nonsensical comments. heard this noise similar to some bloody emergency bell. so i thought that the alarm in the bank was faulty and made a stupid comment
'pa, lets walk quickly. later got someone run out from the bank with a gun and shoot us'
of course i know this is a bloody dumb comment. (still, the chances of this thing happening is still there. so becareful okay? )Ya, i was joking at that time!!
so when my MORONIC DAD was gonna make a cocky comment, the noise stopped. then it came on and off. everyone walking pass was looking at the bank so the noise MUST come from somewhere around the area.
took a good at the surrounding and i realised what was happening. the stupid noise came from this man who was selling something near the bank. he was throwing coins into a bowl. the coins were able to roll around the circumference of the bowl and decend slowing. wah.. dont understand the sentence? neither do i.
just get this.
I MADE ANOTHER DUMB COMMENT TODAY. IT WAS DUMBER THAN WHAT I WAS TRYING TO BE.
FUCK
'pa, lets walk quickly. later got someone run out from the bank with a gun and shoot us'
of course i know this is a bloody dumb comment. (still, the chances of this thing happening is still there. so becareful okay? )Ya, i was joking at that time!!
so when my MORONIC DAD was gonna make a cocky comment, the noise stopped. then it came on and off. everyone walking pass was looking at the bank so the noise MUST come from somewhere around the area.
took a good at the surrounding and i realised what was happening. the stupid noise came from this man who was selling something near the bank. he was throwing coins into a bowl. the coins were able to roll around the circumference of the bowl and decend slowing. wah.. dont understand the sentence? neither do i.
just get this.
I MADE ANOTHER DUMB COMMENT TODAY. IT WAS DUMBER THAN WHAT I WAS TRYING TO BE.
FUCK
21.2.06
Im pissed off again by the transportation fares. Started my bloody journey with more than 10bucks in my ez link. NOW!! IM only left with 2bucks. what the hell? honestly its like 8fucking bucks gone just like this. i swear that i will get a car no matter what in the future!!!
( okay, people dont believe me okay? urm, im just kiddin? haha)
went to that damn fei cui today. damn embarrassing! cant pay the bills by nets so i have to go all the way to the atm to withdraw money. its kinda like after you eat your meal and you are unable to pay so gotta get someone here to pay for you. haha. even though its kinda different but the feeling is sorta the same?
im currently doing some easy job. im paid quite high for the stuff im doing. haha. the money i will get in this week is even more than what i will get in my previous job. HAHA.
let me think.
( okay, people dont believe me okay? urm, im just kiddin? haha)
went to that damn fei cui today. damn embarrassing! cant pay the bills by nets so i have to go all the way to the atm to withdraw money. its kinda like after you eat your meal and you are unable to pay so gotta get someone here to pay for you. haha. even though its kinda different but the feeling is sorta the same?
im currently doing some easy job. im paid quite high for the stuff im doing. haha. the money i will get in this week is even more than what i will get in my previous job. HAHA.
let me think.
19.2.06
he came back last night. great, now i can have a 'non-stop' complaining session everyday until he leaves eh? haha.
still, i have to remember what i planned to blog last morning. shit ,my memory is starting fail on me. so i guess perhaps its time for me to gather all the photos of all the fucking faces in my life and paste it in this moronic notebook with a little description below it. haha, then i will carry the dumb notebook around just incase i forgot who i was talking to. -.- yes, sometimes i have problems trying to recall the names. i suck at it okay?
oh ya, liyin told me about something yesterday. the surveyor job which i got but did not go for the training was actually a fraud! no wonder their pay is so high.. it was good that i believed in my intuition and did not go for it. in other words, i was bloody lazy and did not want to work even though i passed the interview. haha.
i see its most of the things as my fault and im the one to blame.
still, i have to remember what i planned to blog last morning. shit ,my memory is starting fail on me. so i guess perhaps its time for me to gather all the photos of all the fucking faces in my life and paste it in this moronic notebook with a little description below it. haha, then i will carry the dumb notebook around just incase i forgot who i was talking to. -.- yes, sometimes i have problems trying to recall the names. i suck at it okay?
oh ya, liyin told me about something yesterday. the surveyor job which i got but did not go for the training was actually a fraud! no wonder their pay is so high.. it was good that i believed in my intuition and did not go for it. in other words, i was bloody lazy and did not want to work even though i passed the interview. haha.
i see its most of the things as my fault and im the one to blame.
17.2.06
OIE
why would anyone in the world be interested in MR LOH JEE KEAN?
http://www.technorati.com/search/"Loh%20JEe%20Kean"
like what is so interesting about him?
it seemed that no matter where he goes, he is 'not very well liked'.
as quoted from an entry by someone. can be found in the link above
'oh noooooooooo!! just found out tt mr loh jee kean will be my form teacher next year!!!!oh no no no!!!why why why?!?!?!sighh...i dun like him at all lor...oh no oh no..'
HAHA. one word. NOTORIOUS.
no explaination needed. let that be the word of the day.
by the way, it seemed that judy is the one who blogs alot about him. ask her about it since you like to search about MR LOH JEE KEAN.
guess you must be either cranky or crazy.
NOTORIOUS
why would anyone in the world be interested in MR LOH JEE KEAN?
http://www.technorati.com/search/"Loh%20JEe%20Kean"
like what is so interesting about him?
it seemed that no matter where he goes, he is 'not very well liked'.
as quoted from an entry by someone. can be found in the link above
'oh noooooooooo!! just found out tt mr loh jee kean will be my form teacher next year!!!!oh no no no!!!why why why?!?!?!sighh...i dun like him at all lor...oh no oh no..'
HAHA. one word. NOTORIOUS.
no explaination needed. let that be the word of the day.
by the way, it seemed that judy is the one who blogs alot about him. ask her about it since you like to search about MR LOH JEE KEAN.
guess you must be either cranky or crazy.
NOTORIOUS
The crappy school kept telling us to be 'CONFIDENT SPEAKER' whatever shit it is, i guess you first have to be confident about yourself before you can be CONFIDENT THIS AND THAT.
being confident is good, however i think the other freaking point comes in. what about OVER-CONFIDENT? sometimes this thing will evolve itself to some level of cocky-ness ( Again, im lazy to check the spelling. haha).
there are people around who are over-confident, no it should be extremely over-confident. even when they are at fault they will think that they are right and carefully tell others tall story which change the perspective. in turn they will become the victim. interesting right?
of course you will be the centre of attention. EASY, BECOURSE THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH OPENLY AND IN THE DARK.
quite fucked up.
SHOO!
being confident is good, however i think the other freaking point comes in. what about OVER-CONFIDENT? sometimes this thing will evolve itself to some level of cocky-ness ( Again, im lazy to check the spelling. haha).
there are people around who are over-confident, no it should be extremely over-confident. even when they are at fault they will think that they are right and carefully tell others tall story which change the perspective. in turn they will become the victim. interesting right?
of course you will be the centre of attention. EASY, BECOURSE THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH OPENLY AND IN THE DARK.
quite fucked up.
SHOO!
Watched Pink panther today. this will be a highly recommended movie. a damn funny movie , great for good laughs . however the ending abit .... weird? haha.
went to buy this bloody expensive notebook today. cost me 6bucks okay and the cover is black and while. the fucking notebook is not even in A4 Size. really expensive and i dont really why the hell i get a notebook so damn bloody expensive. guess i must be out of my mind. however the notebook is like 20cents cheaper in jurong point compared to bugis? haha. they are exactly the same. =D
anyway i was browsing for notebook and the man who was beside me dropped one of his item on the floor. okay, have to admit i was abit shock and stoned for 5seconds. after that i bend down abit trying to help him retrieve it because his hands were full of stuff? before i can even go down, he had already bend down and held it in his hand. he got up and the book was open to the pages in the middle. so he tried to close it, he was unable to do it. i offered my help and i can tell that he was astonished ( whatever the spelling it is. lazy to check).
after that i move away and continued to look for notebooks. wah damn paiseh. he kept thanking me and he said
'you are very guai le'
-.- i was lost at words. just kept nodding my head and smiled. he just kept thanking me to a point i moved myself to a corner and try not to look away. it was good that he walked away after that. haha.
okay lah, dont say that there's no nice people around. =D
MU
went to buy this bloody expensive notebook today. cost me 6bucks okay and the cover is black and while. the fucking notebook is not even in A4 Size. really expensive and i dont really why the hell i get a notebook so damn bloody expensive. guess i must be out of my mind. however the notebook is like 20cents cheaper in jurong point compared to bugis? haha. they are exactly the same. =D
anyway i was browsing for notebook and the man who was beside me dropped one of his item on the floor. okay, have to admit i was abit shock and stoned for 5seconds. after that i bend down abit trying to help him retrieve it because his hands were full of stuff? before i can even go down, he had already bend down and held it in his hand. he got up and the book was open to the pages in the middle. so he tried to close it, he was unable to do it. i offered my help and i can tell that he was astonished ( whatever the spelling it is. lazy to check).
after that i move away and continued to look for notebooks. wah damn paiseh. he kept thanking me and he said
'you are very guai le'
-.- i was lost at words. just kept nodding my head and smiled. he just kept thanking me to a point i moved myself to a corner and try not to look away. it was good that he walked away after that. haha.
okay lah, dont say that there's no nice people around. =D
MU
14.2.06
im going bonkers, practically.
at the same time i know who i should turn to in times of need and who i shouldnt.
whatever it is, let me be. perhaps im retarded and the motion of every crap to me is slow. things that i did not feel then , im feeling it all now. all the crappy shit at one. the fucking impact is damn big. no it should damn damn damn damn damn damn fucking huge that i feel crippled and helpless under it. thank you, i will be strong. no worries.
anyway, i will go to craps that happened.
ya, i did like fuck for my Os and ended up having a very big quarrel with my dad. at that point i have decided to make a big change in my life, i will start to work hard. =D
saw this tiny miny spider on the shoulders of a lady in the train yesterday.. the first reaction was obviously to freak up and start to move away from her. we were all standing so this movement was made easy. her back was facing us so i guess she did not know what was happening. okay lah, i have to admit something. WE WERE SELFISH. we refused to tell her about the spider on her shoulders until the point where the spider got onto her hair. that was the point i was forced to tell her about it.
wah, the next thing that happened was damn scary. she was brushing her hair to get rid of the spider. it is really scary because you will never know where the hell the spider will fly to while she was doing this action.
after a while when the spider fly-t0-g0d-knows-where the lady turned and said to us
'no wonder you all are so afraid'
okay, i did not really expect her to realised that we were moving away from her at point. I THOUGHT SHE COULDNT SEE.!!
wanna know where the spider flew to? haha.
the shoes of the lady who was sitting infront of us. then again, we were performing that selfish act. i almost stared at her shoe looking at the movement of the spider. gave myself another reason when i did not tell her the first moment i saw the spider landing on her shoe.
she was sleeping, dont disturb her.
hhaha. even when she woke up, we continued looking at her shoe. guess she realised that we were staring at her feet so she shifted her feet here and there. -.- i was so afraid for her. fearing that the spider might climb onto her legs. but then again, whats the difference of the spider being on her shoe or leg? ITS EQUALLY SCARY.
so we waited and waited and waited until the spider climbed onto her leg and i told her about it. >.< SHE COULDNT SEE IT SIA. i guess she thought i was kidding about it. it was a WHITE SPIDER ( or whatever it is, i assume that it is a spider.)!!! her leg is so fair, no wonder she couldnt seee it.!!
FERAK
at the same time i know who i should turn to in times of need and who i shouldnt.
whatever it is, let me be. perhaps im retarded and the motion of every crap to me is slow. things that i did not feel then , im feeling it all now. all the crappy shit at one. the fucking impact is damn big. no it should damn damn damn damn damn damn fucking huge that i feel crippled and helpless under it. thank you, i will be strong. no worries.
anyway, i will go to craps that happened.
ya, i did like fuck for my Os and ended up having a very big quarrel with my dad. at that point i have decided to make a big change in my life, i will start to work hard. =D
saw this tiny miny spider on the shoulders of a lady in the train yesterday.. the first reaction was obviously to freak up and start to move away from her. we were all standing so this movement was made easy. her back was facing us so i guess she did not know what was happening. okay lah, i have to admit something. WE WERE SELFISH. we refused to tell her about the spider on her shoulders until the point where the spider got onto her hair. that was the point i was forced to tell her about it.
wah, the next thing that happened was damn scary. she was brushing her hair to get rid of the spider. it is really scary because you will never know where the hell the spider will fly to while she was doing this action.
after a while when the spider fly-t0-g0d-knows-where the lady turned and said to us
'no wonder you all are so afraid'
okay, i did not really expect her to realised that we were moving away from her at point. I THOUGHT SHE COULDNT SEE.!!
wanna know where the spider flew to? haha.
the shoes of the lady who was sitting infront of us. then again, we were performing that selfish act. i almost stared at her shoe looking at the movement of the spider. gave myself another reason when i did not tell her the first moment i saw the spider landing on her shoe.
she was sleeping, dont disturb her.
hhaha. even when she woke up, we continued looking at her shoe. guess she realised that we were staring at her feet so she shifted her feet here and there. -.- i was so afraid for her. fearing that the spider might climb onto her legs. but then again, whats the difference of the spider being on her shoe or leg? ITS EQUALLY SCARY.
so we waited and waited and waited until the spider climbed onto her leg and i told her about it. >.< SHE COULDNT SEE IT SIA. i guess she thought i was kidding about it. it was a WHITE SPIDER ( or whatever it is, i assume that it is a spider.)!!! her leg is so fair, no wonder she couldnt seee it.!!
FERAK
12.2.06
9.2.06
think i have drank too much of the cough syrup crap. i was SUSPPOSED to be taking 5ml at one time. however when i was taking the medicine in the afternoon, i couldnt find the stupid spoon. i drank it directly from the bottle. guess around 15ml got inside of me. thought i could do it but guess i cant huh? saw my dad drinking his medicine this way before and usually he is pretty accurate. SO WHY THE HELL AM I NOT?
kinda overdosed huh? usually after taking medicine i will take afternoon naps and when i wake up the drowsiness will go away.
after overdosing myself today, i took an EXTREMELY LONG NAP and woke up at 8pm. until this point im still VERY VERY drowsy even though i did not take any coughing syrup after the one in the noon.
im actually starting to like coughing syrup? it really makes me sleep very well after i have taken it. =D told my dad that if i get the fucking insommia again, i might turn to the coughing syrup and treat it like a sleeping pill for me. HAHA!
sometimes my dad can really say very stupid things. he has this belt and he insisted that the belt is made of real crocrodile skin. so i asked him how he knew that it is authentic. this is his reply;
'after using for so many years it did not break so it must be real lor'
i nearly died of laughing.
so who is the stupid one around here huh?
NOT ME.
kinda overdosed huh? usually after taking medicine i will take afternoon naps and when i wake up the drowsiness will go away.
after overdosing myself today, i took an EXTREMELY LONG NAP and woke up at 8pm. until this point im still VERY VERY drowsy even though i did not take any coughing syrup after the one in the noon.
im actually starting to like coughing syrup? it really makes me sleep very well after i have taken it. =D told my dad that if i get the fucking insommia again, i might turn to the coughing syrup and treat it like a sleeping pill for me. HAHA!
sometimes my dad can really say very stupid things. he has this belt and he insisted that the belt is made of real crocrodile skin. so i asked him how he knew that it is authentic. this is his reply;
'after using for so many years it did not break so it must be real lor'
i nearly died of laughing.
so who is the stupid one around here huh?
NOT ME.
8.2.06
Now it seemed that the whole world has this fad of going
'OH MY GOD, WHY SO SOON'
thingy.
dont know why but i dun find myself whinning or complaining about the release of results. isnt it a miracle? ha.
perhaps im really tired of my dad telling me how lousy i am and i cant make it to anywhere. he had even recommended what i should be studying.
CRAP.
'OH MY GOD, WHY SO SOON'
thingy.
dont know why but i dun find myself whinning or complaining about the release of results. isnt it a miracle? ha.
perhaps im really tired of my dad telling me how lousy i am and i cant make it to anywhere. he had even recommended what i should be studying.
CRAP.
7.2.06
Mommy, i love you. i know you have the heart so it doesnt matter at all. thanks for your effort, i appreciate it. even though i did not take it but i took your sincerity. =D
feel like a new life is planted into me today.
im happy.
when i look at my friends, im thankful.
dont know why but im really lucky today.
went for interview and got the job. however im gonna reject it because i dont have the mood to work and my friend 'did not' get it.
i love you guys.
thanks
NeMWe.
feel like a new life is planted into me today.
im happy.
when i look at my friends, im thankful.
dont know why but im really lucky today.
went for interview and got the job. however im gonna reject it because i dont have the mood to work and my friend 'did not' get it.
i love you guys.
thanks
NeMWe.
4.2.06
she said no to my request. im really upset because it really hurt me deeply. it doesnt matter what had happen in the past and all the misery i went through. have to admit that i have fault too. now when i want to make things right , she is the one turning away.
no point. why dont you understand? why are you only saying and not doing things to prove it? i dont really bother what the world says about me. it really makes alot of different even though the same thing was said. because your the one who said it that is why it hurts. dont say you are doing me good cause your not......
no point. why dont you understand? why are you only saying and not doing things to prove it? i dont really bother what the world says about me. it really makes alot of different even though the same thing was said. because your the one who said it that is why it hurts. dont say you are doing me good cause your not......
3.2.06
AIYO....
its so fucking expensive to see a doctor.. spent 25 bucks for 3 types of medicine and i did not even manage to look at the doctor's face for more than 10 minutes..... so expensive.
guess it is advised NOT TO BE SICK. even if your sick, death or leaving yourself to rot is definately a cheaper solution...
After it, i went to 7-11 to register my bullshit prepaid card. the lady working there asked
'how old are you?'
me : 17
lol, HOWEVER IM NOT 17 YET OKAY? IM 16!!
anyway after that she started to crap about only people above 15 can register... HELLO? its so obvious that i look so bloody old. CHAO LAO FACE OKAY? at every angle you see, im confirm above 15.
waited for eternity for the crap to be done. at least 20minutes standing there like a fucking moron. while waiting, i saw many school kids buying things at 7-11.
a pair of girls came into the store. both of them started taking items from the display and asked the lady at the counter the price. all of them are above a buck and they couldnt afford and put the item back. in the end one settled for a row of sweet that cost 50cents.
they are primary school students and can really expect how much their daily allowance would be. looking at them reminds myself of how i was in the past. when it comes to money, got to think very hard and save for a long time for the things i want.
ya, guess i used to have a moronic brain. think so hard yet the stuff that i bought are usually junk and i have no use of it. very crap. now i regret like fuck of how i wasted my money on this kinda thing.
shit
its so fucking expensive to see a doctor.. spent 25 bucks for 3 types of medicine and i did not even manage to look at the doctor's face for more than 10 minutes..... so expensive.
guess it is advised NOT TO BE SICK. even if your sick, death or leaving yourself to rot is definately a cheaper solution...
After it, i went to 7-11 to register my bullshit prepaid card. the lady working there asked
'how old are you?'
me : 17
lol, HOWEVER IM NOT 17 YET OKAY? IM 16!!
anyway after that she started to crap about only people above 15 can register... HELLO? its so obvious that i look so bloody old. CHAO LAO FACE OKAY? at every angle you see, im confirm above 15.
waited for eternity for the crap to be done. at least 20minutes standing there like a fucking moron. while waiting, i saw many school kids buying things at 7-11.
a pair of girls came into the store. both of them started taking items from the display and asked the lady at the counter the price. all of them are above a buck and they couldnt afford and put the item back. in the end one settled for a row of sweet that cost 50cents.
they are primary school students and can really expect how much their daily allowance would be. looking at them reminds myself of how i was in the past. when it comes to money, got to think very hard and save for a long time for the things i want.
ya, guess i used to have a moronic brain. think so hard yet the stuff that i bought are usually junk and i have no use of it. very crap. now i regret like fuck of how i wasted my money on this kinda thing.
shit
2.2.06
Went to the temple yesterday. I was asked by my mom to accompany her to go, since i have nothing to do, why not?
Thought that my mom would stay with me and teach me how to pray. SHE DID NOT. she went to do her own stuff and im left to explore myself. Obviously i ended up walking around like an idiot. however i think i did manage to go around and do what i should.
After it i went to 'QIU QIAN' ( i dont know what it is called lah). at first i was a little intiminated by the thoughts. what if i got a lousy result? honestly i would go bonkers. anyway i was asking about how my studies would be like...
in the end, i ended up with a middle qian..... not bad though..... everything written in there seemed that this year would be a very good one for me ?
heh.
started to think that you deserve everything that you got now. you just cant let go of things. whatever it is, let it be then. it wont be me who is suffering in the end.
she is really pretty. Very very pretty. she is like the girls in the sample of neoprint machines. very very pretty. no wonder everyone likes her so much. the first thing that you would think about when you see her is 'she is really pretty'
perhaps that would be the reason i heard of her even before i saw her. very impressed.
but i guess its too late liao bah?
HOPLESS
Thought that my mom would stay with me and teach me how to pray. SHE DID NOT. she went to do her own stuff and im left to explore myself. Obviously i ended up walking around like an idiot. however i think i did manage to go around and do what i should.
After it i went to 'QIU QIAN' ( i dont know what it is called lah). at first i was a little intiminated by the thoughts. what if i got a lousy result? honestly i would go bonkers. anyway i was asking about how my studies would be like...
in the end, i ended up with a middle qian..... not bad though..... everything written in there seemed that this year would be a very good one for me ?
heh.
started to think that you deserve everything that you got now. you just cant let go of things. whatever it is, let it be then. it wont be me who is suffering in the end.
she is really pretty. Very very pretty. she is like the girls in the sample of neoprint machines. very very pretty. no wonder everyone likes her so much. the first thing that you would think about when you see her is 'she is really pretty'
perhaps that would be the reason i heard of her even before i saw her. very impressed.
but i guess its too late liao bah?
HOPLESS
1.2.06
I LOVE CARTOONS.
especially the ones for growing up kids.
YES, I LOVE THEM.
they often make the cartoon deplicting the extreme good side of the world. everyone is so kind and nice in cartoons. No wonder children loves them and some even tries to mimic them.
Lets take examples i saw today.
IN CARTOONS
Two kid was preparing an afternoon tea session for their grandmother for some bloody who-the-hell-knows reason. the younger brother saw a frog and decided to bring it along. of course when the older sister saw it, she told him that he could not bring it along and that 'grandmother wouldnt like it'.
so that smartass left and kept the frog in his front pocket and came back. The sister found out and told him to bring it to where it belonged. this time the smartass kept it in his back pocket. ironically the sister checked the hands and front pocket and not the back one. so they left for home. after reaching , the sister found out that the frog was still around! so she told him to get rid of it.... and blah blah blah.....
the ending is not the point anyway.
In reality
i will NEVER even think of organizing a tea session for my grandmother. WHERE THE HELL I GET THE MONEY ? THERE IS NO WAY I KNOW WHAT TO GET. unless you mean ma-sa ma-sa. ya lah, if that is the case i can prepare any crap at any moment for anyone.
in reality, NOBODY will be so patient to be telling you the same thing more than 2times. If you are lucky, you will get a slap or beating at the 3rd time the person reminds you. If not, by the second you will get it.
if it were to happen on me, when my mom sees the frog the first thing she would do is to pick up and throws it away. SHE WILL NEVER ASK ME TO PUT IT BACK !!
Next example.
In Cartoon
the sister wanted the brother to do gardening. however all he could think about is swimming. So the sister tried to hoax him by asking him to play dirt. -.-'' ya, and when she left for a while, he ended up getting all muddy by digging a hole and filling it with water then SIT ON THE HOLE. HEY, it is a HOLE and he did not even sink in abit.
she was not mad, instead she thought of a way to kill two birds with one stone. water the plants and let him play with water at the same time.
In reality
If your lucky, your parents would scream and shout at you if refused to do anything. they will not be so patient to hoax or trick you into doing it.
IF YOU END UP MUDDY, you are in deep shit.
no wonder kids are so attracted to cartoons.
WONDER
especially the ones for growing up kids.
YES, I LOVE THEM.
they often make the cartoon deplicting the extreme good side of the world. everyone is so kind and nice in cartoons. No wonder children loves them and some even tries to mimic them.
Lets take examples i saw today.
IN CARTOONS
Two kid was preparing an afternoon tea session for their grandmother for some bloody who-the-hell-knows reason. the younger brother saw a frog and decided to bring it along. of course when the older sister saw it, she told him that he could not bring it along and that 'grandmother wouldnt like it'.
so that smartass left and kept the frog in his front pocket and came back. The sister found out and told him to bring it to where it belonged. this time the smartass kept it in his back pocket. ironically the sister checked the hands and front pocket and not the back one. so they left for home. after reaching , the sister found out that the frog was still around! so she told him to get rid of it.... and blah blah blah.....
the ending is not the point anyway.
In reality
i will NEVER even think of organizing a tea session for my grandmother. WHERE THE HELL I GET THE MONEY ? THERE IS NO WAY I KNOW WHAT TO GET. unless you mean ma-sa ma-sa. ya lah, if that is the case i can prepare any crap at any moment for anyone.
in reality, NOBODY will be so patient to be telling you the same thing more than 2times. If you are lucky, you will get a slap or beating at the 3rd time the person reminds you. If not, by the second you will get it.
if it were to happen on me, when my mom sees the frog the first thing she would do is to pick up and throws it away. SHE WILL NEVER ASK ME TO PUT IT BACK !!
Next example.
In Cartoon
the sister wanted the brother to do gardening. however all he could think about is swimming. So the sister tried to hoax him by asking him to play dirt. -.-'' ya, and when she left for a while, he ended up getting all muddy by digging a hole and filling it with water then SIT ON THE HOLE. HEY, it is a HOLE and he did not even sink in abit.
she was not mad, instead she thought of a way to kill two birds with one stone. water the plants and let him play with water at the same time.
In reality
If your lucky, your parents would scream and shout at you if refused to do anything. they will not be so patient to hoax or trick you into doing it.
IF YOU END UP MUDDY, you are in deep shit.
no wonder kids are so attracted to cartoons.
WONDER
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